They said if he leaves then we go;
To a place where very few know;
Where Sausage rolls grow on trees;
The people bathe in cream cheese;
For fat Rafa's off to Guangzhou*.
*Guangzhou is pronounced Gwan-Jo.


Not as bad as my effort mate:
We've got the half man Dennis Wise,
Replace Rafa with Allardyce,
Pardew, Beardsley, fuck the ten year ticket freeze,
Home games at Sid James, Mag tops with gravy stains,
And coming soon, Some Sports direct track-suites from a shop in the Toon, Toon, Toon,
Toon, Toon, Toon, Toon, Toon.
No income tax, no VAT,
Get investigated by the HMRC,
Black and white, rich or broke,
I’ll raise ticket prices at a stroke
God bless Mike Ashley,
Viva Mike Ashley,
Long live Mike Ashley,
C'est magnifique Mike Ashley,
Magnifique Mike Ashley.