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Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

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Still be 50,000 of the daft fuckers there next season no matter who is in charge. If I hated the owner the way they say they do then there'd be no f***ing way I'd be going. We'll see how many "If Rafa Goes We Go" actually stop going, my guess is a couple of hundred at the very most
 

gipetto said:
They said if he leaves then we go;
To a place where very few know;
Where Sausage rolls grow on trees;
The people bathe in cream cheese;
For fat Rafa's off to Guangzhou*.

*Guangzhou is pronounced Gwan-Jo.
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:oops::lol: Not as bad as my effort mate:

We've got the half man Dennis Wise,
Replace Rafa with Allardyce,
Pardew, Beardsley, fuck the ten year ticket freeze,
Home games at Sid James, Mag tops with gravy stains,
And coming soon, Some Sports direct track-suites from a shop in the Toon, Toon, Toon,
Toon, Toon, Toon, Toon, Toon.

No income tax, no VAT,
Get investigated by the HMRC,
Black and white, rich or broke,
I’ll raise ticket prices at a stroke

God bless Mike Ashley,
Viva Mike Ashley,
Long live Mike Ashley,
C'est magnifique Mike Ashley,
Magnifique Mike Ashley.
 
horselover said:
Still be 50,000 of the daft fuckers there next season no matter who is in charge. If I hated the owner the way they say they do then there'd be no f***ing way I'd be going. We'll see how many "If Rafa Goes We Go" actually stop going, my guess is a couple of hundred at the very most
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Ten thousand or so according to Luke Edwards.
 
ilovehorswill said:
For a change :D

Must be hard being a wum and having a very short temper, he's never off there.

Last seen arguing over a quote from a 5 year old :eek:
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Heard him on the radio yesterday and amongst all the usual shite he came out with some valid points. Then he spoilt it all and said Mourinho has an emotional attachment to Newcastle :rolleyes:
 
Born Never Asked said:
Amazing isnt it, the whole of the country agreed that he did an excellent job under the circumstances and had very little money to spend whilst working for one of the worst owners in football. The only people that dont agree with this are Sunderland fans, I just cant put my finger on the reasoning behind this.
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if more proof of your delusion was required, you just provided it. " the whole country " Good heavens above man. Can you not see why you lot are generally laughed at by quite a large number of football fans? Only in your own little bubble does anyone give a monkeys about "tha toon". Our interest in your club begins and ends with taking the piss out of your pathetic antics. Maybe the piss taking would drop a notch or two if you stopped making bullets for us to fire at you.
 
The utter clips of those f***ing prurtesters ! Kids smiling at the cameras and men in kits and only a handful ! The BBC didn't go on wide shot as it would have looked embarrassing for their news coverage
 
New take on the Geordie nation. Get the king overthrown and retake the country.

@NUFC_Podcast: I don't care who says it, cancelling your ST based on what has happened to this club, and who is overseeing it, is not turning your back on the *true* Newcastle United. Sometimes you have to overthrow the king; it doesn't mean you don't love your country. #nufc
 
andy said:
Heard him on the radio yesterday and amongst all the usual shite he came out with some valid points. Then he spoilt it all and said Mourinho has an emotional attachment to Newcastle :rolleyes:
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He started off well but has become a bit of a drama queen over the years.

He's doing well covering the world cup but it's a matter of time before someone slightly disagrees with him and he calls them all snakes with tits in an epic meltdown
 
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Ranieri has chucked his name in. Won more premier leagues than Benítez. Will surely be given the messiah treatment?
 
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