Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[King Kareoke]

Rafa Rafa where art thou
The toon are mourning you've gone - wow
For 12 million pound
you've left wor ground
The toon are doon right now

That reads far worse than it was meant to

 

[stephen cartwright]

The mods have merged all the threads,
What the fuck is going on in their heads,
Amongst the confusion,
Is the rafalution
And some say that poetry is dead.

 

[Red and Wight]

Benitez had a lucky spoon
That stopped the Mags from going doon
Now Ashley's bought a fork and knife
To offset Geordie Nation strife
It's the finest cutlery in the land
But the gravy boys divvent understand

 

[TyroneSchulase]

There once was a gate on a wall
Stood about seven feet tall
The Geordies all eyed
Its emblem with pride
But to Big Mike it just means fu(k all

 

[Chappers]

mag propaganda would iraq to shame.

 

[c032745y]

Whilst the depth of concern seems intense
The Mods are not making much sense
The rhymes & the mockery
About north east soccery
Should be restored as they were or you're dense

 

[Hbk69]

Poocastle once had a manager named poopoo benitez,
He tricked the idiots in the leazes,
Football was poo,
Fans stank of it too,
Now he's going to where they wear masks when they have sneezes

LOL! Brilliant!!!!

 

[stephen cartwright]

LOL! Brilliant!!!!

Praising yourself?

 

[happy feet]

mag propaganda would iraq to shame.

Mag propaganda would shame North Korea and USSR lol

 

[stephen cartwright]

Mag propaganda would shame North Korea and USSR lol

Where is Chemical Ali these days?

 

[ShaabanShaaban]

Magic Mike Ashley’s new stunt,
Is to say Avram Grant’s worth a punt,
“But Rafa’s our man”
They cried with their nan
Fuck off you gravy-stained...

Praising yourself?

Well spotted!

 

[Roker Mackem]

FSW wanted 100K contracts for players and £100M to spend.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Praising yourself?

He wants to be careful doing that. He'll go blind.

 

[stephen cartwright]

He wants to be careful doing that. He'll go blind.

Could start a trend

 

[Aituk7]

A mod thought up a great stunt,
He went to pure football on a hunt,
The power went to his head,
When he merged every thread,
We want the limerick one back you c*nt

 

[beam1234]

Rich D said it right and worth repeating.

HE TURNED THEM DOWN

 

[Blackness]

There once was a man called Benitez
Who wore size eighty-eight breeches
He turned down the Toon
The Police warn that soon
They'll be punching all 4-legged creatures

 

[CheersMarra84]

Everybody on Tyneside’s going f***ing crazy, (Come on Ashley, do the Rafalution)
Drowning their sorrows with pints of Gravy,
(Come on Ashley, do the Rafalution)
Shouting at shops and eating steak bakes,
Getting mugged off by fake Sheiks,
So come on, come on, do the Rafalution with me, You gotta give Pardew a Chance, now.

 

[King Kareoke]

The Geordie Nayshun is feeling quite doon
Big Raffa has just left the Toon
He's off to the East
For 12 million at least
But they still think they'll win something soon

 

[stephen cartwright]

Could start a trend

Lol, brilliant

Everybody on Tyneside’s going f***ing crazy, (Come on Ashley, do the Rafalution)
Drowning their sorrows with pints of Gravy,
(Come on Ashley, do the Rafalution)
Shouting at shops and eating steak bakes,
Getting mugged off by fake Sheiks,
So come on, come on, do the Rafalution with me, You gotta give Pardew a Chance, now.

Kylie at Glastonbury this weekend. If only she would do this

There once was a man called Benitez
Who wore size eighty-eight breeches
He turned down the Toon
The Police warn that soon
They'll be punching all 4-legged creatures

A like for breeches