Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[stephen cartwright]

Limerick 1 has gone the journey now

 

[fatha]

The Mags they are all smarting
Cant get over Rafas departing
But we know what they'll do
They'll gather their crew
and shop shout alongside Mick Martin

 

[DH1 Mackem JN]

Limerick 1 has gone the journey now

I'll have to post mine I'm here then seeing as that threads been deleted:

 

[TyroneSchulase]

Limerick 1 has gone the journey now

There once was a hack called Lee Ryder
Who thought he was the Mag insider
But on hearing today
That Rafa's away
He's now crying into his cider

 

[King Kareoke]

Limerick 1 has gone the journey now

The limerick has gone the way of the Rafa a sad day for all

 

[Urban Silverback]

Limerick 1 has gone the journey now

Utterly ridiculous

The limerick has gone the way of the Rafa a sad day for all

It's f***ing pathetic deleting it like.

 

[OfficerDabble]

Not a popular view obviously and of course they’re all fannies wetting their knickers about Rafa cos he’s a big name.

But I think they were treading water fast under him anyway. Obviously hopefully they’ll get a shite chancer like Monk but the takeover and Rafa f***ing off might be the best thing for them. Hope that I’m wrong. Of course the only aspiration is to get a couple of places above anyway as the PL is barely a competitive league any more thanks to the top 6

 

[DH1 Mackem JN]

A rich Arab Sheikh had them goading,
Their stomachs are close to exploding.
But then Rafa left,
So all the mags wept.
And now all their dreams are imploding

 

[c032745y]

Mike Ashley buys shops, near & far
But he'll not dig deep for a strikar
Rafa played his best hand
Even though, we divvent understand
And now he's shouting for VAR

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

His diet consisted of Greggs,
While he wobbled on his big fat legs,
But now hes's fucked off,
To China for more dosh,
While the mags still wear tea towels on their heads.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Goodbye Rafael
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
Till the £6 million clause was gone

And it seems to me
You lived you life
Like a candle in the wind

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

There once was a hack called Lee Ryder
Who thought he was the Mag insider
But on hearing today
That Rafa's away
His eyes get wider and wider.

Tidied.

 

[DurhamSAFC1973]

A waiter once served the first course,
to a man who had once punched a horse;
The waiter was Spanish,
but wanted to vanish;
So left, without any remorse.

 

[Scotty 1978]

Who f***ing cares

 

[Hbk69]

Poocastle once had a manager named poopoo benitez,
He tricked the idiots in the leazes,
Football was poo,
Fans stank of it too,
Now he's going to where they wear masks when they have sneezes

Amazing

 

[ShaabanShaaban]

The mods have merged all the threads,
What the fuck is going on in their heads,
Amongst the confusion,
Is the rafalution
And some say that poetry is dead.

 

[cosmicchris00]

Here's hoping for a manager that rhymes with spernk...

 

[DH1 Mackem JN]

All day and all night they did shout,
"Haway man, we want Ashley out".
Rafa said bye,
They all had a cry.
This isn't where NUFC are about

 

[Scotty 1978]

I cant stop laughing at this

You won’t be laughing if the Vicar catches you, he’s a gangster yer knar

 

[Confucius]

This man has had fewer worse days
As he stood with a steely gaze
He didn’t need to look round
It was Lee Ryder the newshound.
Who with one stare can look both ways