Florida Man...

[Keawyeds]

Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday and see what batshit crazy Floridians did on your birthday

E.g. Florida Man June 14th (as that's how they write it - the idiots).

Anywho here's mine and I challenge you to top it.

"Florida Man Who Had Sex with Dolphin Says It Seduced Him"

 

[HABA87]

Best superhero ever.

 

[__howdy__]

Florida man sentenced to 10 days in jail for dragging a shark behind his boat

Florida man sentenced to 10 days in jail for dragging a shark behind his boat

 

[Deleted member 4700]

Florida man, 71, accused of repeatedly exposing himself at eateries, placed on house arrest

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[Summer Bee]

Authorities say a Florida man who was severely burned while practicing Parkour has died.

West Palm Beach police say Harrison and two friends had climbed onto the roof of a two-story building the night of Aug. 1. Officials say Harrison was trying to walk on a power pole when he apparently touched a live wire and was shocked

 

[Some Random Guy]

Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute

 

[Keawyeds]

Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute

Gumbo Spice sounds like some kind of creole narcotic

 

[Gaz]

Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor

 

[Deleted member 559]

FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT

 

[Summer Bee]

Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute

Kimbo Slice tribute?

 

[Ramshanker]

Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn’t take bath

 

[ErichZann]

Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave

 

[HABA87]

Florida man charged with paying $463K in kickbacks for urine samples.
Florida man sues to keep inflatable Super Mario outside.
Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for speeding.

Vape pen explosion kills Florida man.

What a life.
RIP.

 

[Mickdundee]

Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker's water

Neither the article date, nor the dates of the crimes were on my birthday, it was just the first story that came up.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

"Florida man claims Shrimp boat captain threatened him with a ham"

 

[Snappy]

Florida man puts seamen in coworkers water.

 

[Homer Jay]

FLORIDA MAN THROWS TOILET THROUGH SCHOOL BOARD BUILDING WINDOW IN ILLINOIS, IS ARRESTED SITTING ON ANOTHER

 

[Iballistic George]

Florida man, 71, accused of repeatedly exposing himself at eateries, placed on house arrest

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Same bday as me then

 

[Summer Bee]

FLORIDA MAN THROWS TOILET THROUGH SCHOOL BOARD BUILDING WINDOW IN ILLINOIS, IS ARRESTED SITTING ON ANOTHER

tremendous

 

[StiflerPG]

Missing zoo animals found in Florida man's apartment

Ace Ventura over here.