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Ashley In!! said:
At our team meeting this morning, my boss who was a guest of one of our customers in the corporate bit last reckons when he left and was walking back down to the metro they were singing "wor mig's on fire, your defence is terrified"

Has there ever been a fan base with a less original song book than these knackers? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I think the 'Me boss at work who went to the mag match said....' top trumps the 'A mag at work said...'. You've really went above and beyond for this made up story. :oops::lol::oops:
 
I'm crying my eyes out to be fair.

@ledmannufc: Mackem's everywhere pretending they couldn't give a shite about Newcastles little run at the moment, let's be honest here, they are f***ing devastated man ha ha
 
Honestly couldn't give 2 shits about Newcastle, but I do have to laugh at the biploar nature of their support. All season it's been "Ashley is killing the club" and "Ashley is taking money out of the club to buy House of Fraser" and "Rafa has his hands tied". Protests and banners and whinging on social media then suddenly they sign a player from America for £20m and win a couple of home games against 2 pretty average sides and it's "all hail rafa the world class genius manaja" :lol::lol:
 
TopCat said:
Honestly couldn't give 2 shits about Newcastle, but I do have to laugh at the biploar nature of their support. All season it's been "Ashley is killing the club" and "Ashley is taking money out of the club to buy House of Fraser" and "Rafa has his hands tied". Protests and banners and whinging on social media then suddenly they sign a player from America for £20m and win a couple of home games against 2 pretty average sides and it's "all hail rafa the world class genius manaja" :lol::lol:
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Ashley plays them perfectly mind. Same as last year.. they have a good end to the season and finish 10th-14th. All is rosy and he gets another free pass and season tickets fly off the shelves. Rinse and repeat.
 
Roker Mackem said:
Ashley plays them perfectly mind. Same as last year.. they have a good end to the season and finish 10th-14th. All is rosy and he gets another free pass and season tickets fly off the shelves. Rinse and repeat.
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and (World Class) Rafa will probably be hoodwinked into signing a new contract before Nasty Mike locks the war chest again :lol:
 
TopCat said:
Honestly couldn't give 2 shits about Newcastle, but I do have to laugh at the biploar nature of their support. All season it's been "Ashley is killing the club" and "Ashley is taking money out of the club to buy House of Fraser" and "Rafa has his hands tied". Protests and banners and whinging on social media then suddenly they sign a player from America for £20m and win a couple of home games against 2 pretty average sides and it's "all hail rafa the world class genius manaja" :lol::lol:
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I’ve asked a few mags about what’s happening with the protests.

No answer.
 
Magpie 1 said:
Let me guess
Burnley saved their worst game for the Mags
Lucky Mag filth
Stonewall penalty
Empty seats
Boring Rafa
These twats always get lucky

...yet still it remains 2-0
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Well done on securing another grim pl survival. In the meantime we're having some fun with (potentially) a Wembley final and a promotion push
 
TopCat said:
Honestly couldn't give 2 shits about Newcastle, but I do have to laugh at the biploar nature of their support. All season it's been "Ashley is killing the club" and "Ashley is taking money out of the club to buy House of Fraser" and "Rafa has his hands tied". Protests and banners and whinging on social media then suddenly they sign a player from America for £20m and win a couple of home games against 2 pretty average sides and it's "all hail rafa the world class genius manaja" :lol::lol:
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he hasn't actually spent a penny though, the club took out a loan to buy almoron, the clubs for sale so anyone taking over NUFC will have to take over the payments. very shrewd move by MA, if he sells in the close season, he'll have paid hardly anything compared to the 20m reported fee, he probably hasn't even made the 1st payment yet, but he's got the crowd off his back and its all hunky dory again. and they don't even realise how he manipulates them, its genius.:lol::lol:
 
Elephant said:
I'm crying my eyes out to be fair.

@ledmannufc: Mackem's everywhere pretending they couldn't give a shite about Newcastles little run at the moment, let's be honest here, they are f***ing devastated man ha ha
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1pt ahead of 5th off bottom how the 1992'ers have fallen :lol:
 
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Despite some(Most) of the crap i put on here i honestly can't wait for the day when the North East teams dominate the Premier league, i am sick of the Manchester/London dominance and if football comes in cycles we are due a Tour De France FFS. I would love to see Us , Sunderland and Boro fighting for the title and trophies, probably never happen but we can live in hope.
 
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