Christmas Bonus?

[yorkyexile]

The nature of my remittance from here is a secret, for tax reasons...

dinnet think gobbles off Pancho were taxable mind

 

[daveyc]

Fuck-all.

 

[Latka Gravas]

Company I used to work for give us £1000, one I work for now gave us £250 last year and we’re gettin fuck all this year.

 

[Deleted member 39436]

Before i retired I gave all staff £250 cash a bottle of spirit and a night out with partners st a local restaurant all inclusive, there was always one or two who went over the top though !

 

[My_Login_Name]

I'm looking forward to my Christmas Bonus from the DWP.
Ten whole English pounds sterling.
It's been a tenner ever since it was introduced in 1972 (coincidentally the year of my birth) and I'm sure that would have bought you a car, or a house or something* back then. Apparently it's simply too generous these days though, so they don't give it to anybody on Universal Credit, which is kind of them.

*(I think the actual original idea was that it would pay for your family to have a decent Christmas dinner)

 

[Bob Fleming]

I'll get nowt. Contracting so every day is a bonus.

 

[njmackem]

Is it still a thing?

Any dustman or postie's on here expecting a tip?

I know more than a few on here would like to give me a backhander.

I have two cases of Corona that go on top of the bins come Christmas... One for the garbage guys and the other for the lads on the recycle route.

Postman can fuck off, his tip went on having to re-seed the lawn from his shortcuts...

 

[Nicky Winterwasp]

Strange tradition. It's not like they don't get paid already.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Nee bonus for us this year. Company cited the reason that they only made £1.1bn profit last financial year.

 

[Dave Herbal]

We use to get a bonus of up to £500, plus £50 cash in Xmas eve. Then we got taken over and now it’s £100 vouchers, but only if you’ve watched some H&S videos.

 

[Hair Flick]

Strange tradition. It's not like they don't get paid already.

Postie is worth it so they'll leave packages when they're supposed to be signed for etc. A good postie is always worth their salt.

We use to get a bonus of up to £500, plus £50 cash in Xmas eve. Then we got taken over and now it’s £100 vouchers, but only if you’ve watched some H&S videos.

Home banking & Speeding?

 

[Nicky Winterwasp]

Postie is worth it so they'll leave packages when they're supposed to be signed for etc. A good postie is always worth their salt.

I work from home so dont have that dilemma but what i have noticed is it seems to be a different one round ours from week to week. There's about 4 maybe 5 who seem to alternate.

 

[Big Duke Six]

My lads will be getting one. They deserve it.

 

[evh78]

Aye I’m gonna build a swimming pool in the garden with mine.

If I don’t get it, I’ll maybe have my cousin kidnap my boss or something.

 

[HorsePills]

Years ago I had a boss who was a right wanker, he took delight in dishing out a £50 note to each of us. I don't know if it made him feel flash or what, but it's a right fuck on trying to spend a £50 note.

We'll be out for a meal and a drink with work. No cash bonus but I'm not that arsed.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

My lads will be getting one. They deserve it.

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[kossoff]

Weird this tipping the post man business, don't think I've ever met one.

Even better then. Who wants to bothered by people?

 

[jackynutmeg]

We used to get £250 m and s vouchers where I used to work.
Was f***ing great for getting the xmas bait in.

 

[harmy]

£30 this year. f***ing shite. Normally get £200-£300.

 

[DH1]

We used to get a crate and 500 snots in your bank. Now after being bought out twice buy multi multi million pound companies we get sweet fuck all and told where to go.