the boot
Winger
When I arm wrestle my arm aches for days. Weak wristed I think.
I think space hopper owns a Xmas cracker joke book.
I’ve started Christmas dinner preparations
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I think space hopper owns a Xmas cracker joke book.
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When I arm wrestle there is no hope for my opponent they will lose.
the boot
Winger
I bet. Your a big unit.
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When I arm wrestle I insist on a loud bang to get the party started. Last big guy bouncer looking fella I arm wrestled he said fuck me you are as strong as a Horse.
Disclaimer: No steroids you pricks but I will make exceptions for the obvious suggestions.
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the boot
Winger
Iam the same when I buck a bird, love a loud bang to start and they say a similar thing about being like a horse.
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are you pissed?
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Winger
Not had a drink today marra. Saving me units for next week.
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I've contemplated making my own corned beef from a joint of brisket before, then decided it was easier just to buy a tin
Macho
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Was going to say the same, looks and sounds nice but fuck that.
Tastes lovely without all that jazz.
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Winger
love a good bit of food prep and especially at Christmas time
Isn't it shut?
That looks belting. Who does your butchering? Do you get the whole pig or just select cuts?
What breed you got?
Saddlebacks is the breed.
We put them through Lobbs in north Cornwall but our butcheries are done through a local lad called Chris Roundsvell ( probably means nowt to anyone)
We put about 12 per year through and get it done to joints. We keep 1 pig for us and sell the rest
1980 came along
Botchie
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Well in that case I'm going all out and getting an artic roll this year.
Aye Black Forest Gateau has had its day.
Don’t forget the prawn cocktail starter. It is Christmas after all.
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