I’ve started Christmas dinner preparations

[Old Prestonian]

Don’t use my bum hole these days but aye I’ve had a canny balloon attached for a lot of the day

I'm surprised that you haven't taken off like Mary Poppins.

 

[Nookie Bear]

I'm surprised that you haven't taken off like Mary Poppins.

I’ve been on the sprouts this afternoon too

 

[Old Prestonian]

I’ve been on the sprouts this afternoon too

Up, up and away .................

 

[MonkeyLove]

Can't stand belly pork. Don't know how anyone can enjoy the taste of essentially a load of fat and gristle.

 

[becs]

Can't stand belly pork. Don't know how anyone can enjoy the taste of essentially a load of fat and gristle.

I don't like it either. Have tried it a couple of times but I just don't like it! I don't eat the crackling off pork either.

 

[Bad_mother]

Who wants to be peeling veg on Christmas day, making pigs in blankets and stuff when it can be done a couple of days before? What about making desserts? It can take 3 hours for a turkey to cook. Unless you go for ready made stuff, I can’t see how anyone and do a decent dinner from start to finish in 3 hours.

Don't eat meat here so I make a nut roast on Christmas Eve.... Chopped nuts, herbs, mushrooms (fresh & porcini) stilton & cranberries bound with egg...

Christmas day I take the dog for a good walk leaving the veg prep to the others, come home, wack the lot in the oven while I drink gin and open presents !!!!!