The trouble with Home Alone

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What A Waster said:
Sending him to sleep in the loft is a real mean trick considering he has his own bed. Put the guests in the loft ffs.

When they're all laughing at him because Buzz is putting candles next to his ears during the choir performance as well is unfair so when he lashes out they blame Kevin for ruining the recital but are fine with Buzz making him a laughing stock in front of hundreds of people.



Disgraceful parenting letting a bairn neck all that sugar and caffeine before bed especially when he's incontinent
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Aye, you definitely get the feeling that Buzz is the favourite and Kevin was the unintended result of a daft fumble after a few too many cocktails at a shit party, they can't stand the fella. Mind he is completely f***ing mental so I suppose that's understandable
 
What A Waster said:
Sending him to sleep in the loft is a real mean trick considering he has his own bed. Put the guests in the loft ffs.

When they're all laughing at him because Buzz is putting candles next to his ears during the choir performance as well is unfair so when he lashes out they blame Kevin for ruining the recital but are fine with Buzz making him a laughing stock in front of hundreds of people.



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The only conclusion is that Frank loves piss soaked pants
 
Aituk7 said:
Makes sense.
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It does.

He's defensive as hell around the police ("Something I've done officer?"), the pizza delivery kid didn't dare call the cops after he was shot at with a tommy gun. Harry and Marv must think there's something stashed that's worth nicking (the house is the "silver tuna" despite having bugger all that looks valuable).

Dad is a mobster with a stash of cash.
 
Some Random Guy said:
It does.

He's defensive as hell around the police ("Something I've done officer?"), the pizza delivery kid didn't dare call the cops after he was shot at with a tommy gun. Harry and Marv must think there's something stashed that's worth nicking (the house is the "silver tuna" despite having bugger all that looks valuable).

Dad is a mobster with a stash of cash.
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:lol::lol::lol: NO WAY!!!

"We’re frightened to death of what’s going to come down the motorway”

'I'm living in fear': Cocky gangster who taunted rival Scots mob in bizarre YouTube clips claims he's a VICTIM

KEVIN McAllister made a video of himself counting huge bundles of cash but he wasn't so cocky last night when he admitted: "We’re frightened to death of what’s going to come down the motorway.”
 
What A Waster said:
Sending him to sleep in the loft is a real mean trick considering he has his own bed. Put the guests in the loft ffs.

When they're all laughing at him because Buzz is putting candles next to his ears during the choir performance as well is unfair so when he lashes out they blame Kevin for ruining the recital but are fine with Buzz making him a laughing stock in front of hundreds of people.



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Its a film mate
 
chriswallace85 said:
"LOOK what you DID you little JERK!"

:lol: Harsh as fuck.
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Mackem version was worse

“Eeeee man mercedes ya little cunt whatcha done now like”

Aituk7 said:
Good job this horrifying experience didn't have any long term negative effect's on Kevin's life

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He went for sleepovers at michael jacksons house man, being left at home on his own to fight off a couple of burglars was the least of his worries in life
 
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Let’s not forget that Kevin turned into a little thief when he was left alone though. Giving tips one minute to the delivery driver to stealing a toothbrush the next. Gave that copper the right run around skidding away on his knees.
 
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