Beer Mats

[Deleted User 11453]

Seems like the internet still hasn’t reached you.

I am typing this on my electric typewriter.

I think 9 is my best. However I stopped beer mat flipping by the time I was about 20.
The novelty wears off

Have you moved onto coins on your elbow?

 

[Boris Bear]

I can punch my finger through two

 

[Deleted User 11453]

I can punch my finger through two

Do you dampen the mats first?

 

[Boris Bear]

Do you dampen the mats first?

No...them’s lasses tactics

 

[Fred Basset]

I think 9 is my best. However I stopped beer mat flipping by the time I was about 20.
The novelty wears off

Aye, but you are still fondly reminiscing about those 9 there mate.

It's on me CV

 

[PinzaC55]

Throws you when the mat sticks to the bottom of the glass though.

Add to the list:
- Determining levels of sexual frustration
- Using as a ninja star
- Seeing how many you can flip

If they are in the shape of a white rose, seeing how efficiently you can cover the table by putting them edge to edge. If they are square, seeing how big a house of cards you can build.

 

[Goat Eyes]

If they are in the shape of a white rose, seeing how efficiently you can cover the table by putting them edge to edge. If they are square, seeing how big a house of cards you can build.

Yes!

Also helps to cover the top of your drink to show it’s still live.

And you can do that trick with two pints and a mat in between.

Cracking thread this @niceonemarra , perfect for a Saturday evening.

 

[Sidewinder2]

Just laughed at that.

Classic only fools and horses

 

[Goat Eyes]

Classic only fools and horses

I’ve seen it before, just made me chuckle.

 

[bowers2]

This place.

 

[the boot]

Are they worth using?

Great for writing tips on in the clerb

 

[PinzaC55]

Yes!

Also helps to cover the top of your drink to show it’s still live.

And you can do that trick with two pints and a mat in between.

Cracking thread this @niceonemarra , perfect for a Saturday evening.

And if you turn your glass upside down you will take anybody on.

 

[skybo]

Always find it uncouth darn sarf when they don't use them and the table is swimming.

 

[Sneech]

I think 9 is my best. However I stopped beer mat flipping by the time I was about 20.
The novelty wears off

47

Tried for 50 but spilled 3

 

[What A Waster]

47

Tried for 50 but spilled 3

Then you didn't do 47.

The rules are that you have to successfully flip the full deck or it doesn't count. Can't just deduct spillage.
You tried 50 and failed.

 

[Boz33]

They were always really useful for getting lasses numbers on...it seems nowadays the mobile has taken over this duty

Aye but a mobile is shite for putting your pint on

 

[ajsafc]

Promising idea for a thread. Will watch with interest.

Yes they're essential, stops the table getting wet and stops the bottom of the glass getting wet and dripping on you.

lol says the plonker.

 

[Sneech]

Then you didn't do 47.

The rules are that you have to successfully flip the full deck or it doesn't count. Can't just deduct spillage.
You tried 50 and failed.

I was using the IBF rules

I did 47

9

 

[safcforever]

Also good to put a one inch tear in it then put it on your nose and shout "who threw that?"

 

[Deleted member 23273]

Just laughed at that.

Me as well.