Using a bidet

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safcforever said:
How do you dry after?
Using a towel seems disgusting, especially a complete stranger using it
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I suggest you might want to try a piece of moist toilet paper, followed by by one or two double pieces of ordinary, but soft toilet roll.

That will guarantee that you are clean so that a towel or Flannel can be used. Mind after 30 years of bidet use I still but the towell/flannel into a separate clothes basket, wash them all together and separate them in storage before reuse.

Nobody in my home would use a green towel/flannel for any use except the bidet.

In France I buy them in the sales.

Far, far better than the bum gun and Infinitely better than the awful toilet brush with its clinging dingleberries and shitty splashes on the floor as well as in its revolting brush holder.
 
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Stevie Freestein II said:
Daily feMail iirc
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Aaah....I vaguely remember a piece in the knitting pattern section which debunked your theory.

Think it was a letter from Mavis in Skelmersdale who suggested that a garden hose run from the outside tap did wonders to tighten up her hoop.

Her partner Stan vouched for that saying “ Atter using that hose our Mavis is leathery as a brickies hand and tight as a moles eye”

Would not doubt that statement.
 
JohnAin said:
I suggest you might want to try a piece of moist toilet paper, followed by by one or two double pieces of ordinary, but soft toilet roll.

That will guarantee that you are clean so that a towel or Flannel can be used. Mind after 30 years of bidet use I still but the towell/flannel into a separate clothes basket, wash them all together and separate them in storage before reuse.

Nobody in my home would use a green towel/flannel for any use except the bidet.

In France I buy them in the sales.

Far, far better than the bum gun and Infinitely better than the awful toilet brush with its clinging dingleberries and shitty splashes on the floor as well as in its revolting brush holder.
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I might be wrong here but my toilet brush is used to clean the toilet, not my arse.

All you lot that worry about clingers, just shave your arse ffs
 
I must warn everyone who is thinking of using one of the new fully auto models.I woke up in hospital after pressing the wrong button which i later found out was the tampon removal device.
 
safcforever said:
What’s the point in them?

just been dragged to a fancy house party. When I was in the toilet I noticed they had a bidet so decided to try it. Once I’d finished the only option I had was to use the blokes towel to clean up. He’d have been a lot better off having some netty roll
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You used his face towel to dry your big fat hairy arse ?
:lol:
 
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