Three whales get reported to the cops

[AlpineExile]

In America, of course:

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[richyrich]

Probably a smart thing to do if you think the boat is about to be flipped over with your children on board.

 

[Hoon]

To be expected. Whales are black after all.

 

[Barry Homeowner]

under the stand your ground laws the whales were fully entitled to shoot the intruders who were trespassing on their private property

 

[Space Hopper]

Blubbering yanks.

 

[IAmZlatan]

Oil be damned

 

[AlpineExile]

Oil be damned

Did you pause to consider that moby a bit of a dick of a comment?

 

[Some Random Guy]

Went on like proper homosexuwhales.

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Do they need to provide sperm samples?

 

[Colbert]

Did you pause to consider that moby a bit of a dick of a comment?

Ahabn’t thought about it.

 

[richyrich]

What is the porpoise of this thread?

 

[pinewaves1868]

That's such a stressful situation for a family to be in. I wouldn't be surprised if they're all under cetacean.

 

[AlpineExile]

What is the porpoise of this thread?

Please don't take the hump if you don't understand.