Three whales get reported to the cops

AlpineExile · Oct 13, 2018

In America, of course:

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richyrich · Oct 13, 2018

Probably a smart thing to do if you think the boat is about to be flipped over with your children on board.

Hoon · Oct 13, 2018

To be expected. Whales are black after all.

Barry Homeowner · Oct 13, 2018

under the stand your ground laws the whales were fully entitled to shoot the intruders who were trespassing on their private property

Space Hopper · Oct 13, 2018

Blubbering yanks.

IAmZlatan · Oct 13, 2018

Oil be damned

AlpineExile · Oct 13, 2018

IAmZlatan said:
Oil be damned

Did you pause to consider that moby a bit of a dick of a comment?

Some Random Guy · Oct 13, 2018

Went on like proper homosexuwhales.

Mr Redknapp · Oct 13, 2018

Do they need to provide sperm samples?

Colbert · Oct 13, 2018

AlpineExile said:
Did you pause to consider that moby a bit of a dick of a comment?

Ahabn’t thought about it.

richyrich · Oct 13, 2018

What is the porpoise of this thread?

pinewaves1868 · Oct 13, 2018

That's such a stressful situation for a family to be in. I wouldn't be surprised if they're all under cetacean.

AlpineExile · Oct 13, 2018

richyrich said:
What is the porpoise of this thread?

Please don't take the hump if you don't understand.