Tomma
Striker
I've posted this story before, but I like to bring it up every so often to publicly remind myself what a dick I was as a kid:
If you ever have to go to hospital to get a tetanus or whatever because you've got a hole in your foot 'cos you've stood on a rusty nail in a bit of wood on 'the Green', and you've also put a hole in the sole of your brand new Hi-tec Silver Shadow...
... don't come back from the hospital and then, in a gesture of public service, social conscience and six year old fecklessness, go back to 'the Green' to try to push down the nail with your other foot - resulting in a puncture to the other foot / Hi-tec Silver Shadow.
If you ever have to go to hospital to get a tetanus or whatever because you've got a hole in your foot 'cos you've stood on a rusty nail in a bit of wood on 'the Green', and you've also put a hole in the sole of your brand new Hi-tec Silver Shadow...
... don't come back from the hospital and then, in a gesture of public service, social conscience and six year old fecklessness, go back to 'the Green' to try to push down the nail with your other foot - resulting in a puncture to the other foot / Hi-tec Silver Shadow.