Feeling shit and blatant plug for sympathy thread!

[Deleted member 634]

Was at a do last night and slipped on crutches and ended up breaking my femur!

Now waiting surgery! NHS is brilliant, I live these people.
(Currently smacked off my tits on Morphine and trammys!!)

 

[Kevj]

Was at a do last night and slipped on crutches and ended up breaking my femur!

Now waiting surgery! NHS is brilliant, I live these people.
(Currently smacked off my tits on Morphine and trammys!!)

Just keep telling them you still feel in pain and keep the morphine flowing.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Was at a do last night and slipped on crutches and ended up breaking my femur!

Now waiting surgery! NHS is brilliant, I live these people.
(Currently smacked off my tits on Morphine and trammys!!)

Unlucky lad. But how does one break a femur?

 

[Kevj]

Unlucky lad. But how does one break a femur?

Generally at a do when you slip on crutches.

 

[look out piano]

Was at a do last night and slipped on crutches and ended up breaking my femur!

Now waiting surgery! NHS is brilliant, I live these people.
(Currently smacked off my tits on Morphine and trammys!!)

Awww man that's shit, take it easy and get well soon fella xx

 

[Boris Bear]

I thought a femur was like a cross between a monkey and a meerkat

 

[Deleted member 634]

Unlucky lad. But how does one break a femur?

Crutch went from under me and needed up slamming onto floor on left leg, all my body weight ended up on left leg.

Was on floor two hours before proper ambulance arrived

 

[tenpins]

Crutch went from under me and needed up slamming onto floor on left leg, all my body weight ended up on left leg.

Was on floor two hours before proper ambulance arrived

Sounds horrendous, hope you get sorted soon.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Thought you’d slipped on someone else’s crutches there. The irony would have been immense.

 

[lawe toppa]

Was at a do last night and slipped on crutches and ended up breaking my femur!

Now waiting surgery! NHS is brilliant, I live these people.
(Currently smacked off my tits on Morphine and trammys!!)

I got ran over by a lorry when I was a kid and broke my femur in my left leg - biggest bone in your body! Long road to recovery for you mate but you will get there. Do they still keep your leg up in traction after the op?

 

[Deleted member 634]

I got ran over by a lorry when I was a kid and broke my femur in my left leg - biggest bone in your body! Long road to recovery for you mate but you will get there. Do they still keep your leg up in traction after the op?

It's in some sort of contraption now but once they have the metal work in tbey said they will expect me to weight bear straightaway

 

[xmfd]

Femur break has to knack. Good luck with recovery

 

[Dave Herbal]

Still doesn’t beat my mate breaking his tib and fib by sticking to ku club floor.

 

[Deleted member 634]

Femur break has to knack. Good luck with recovery

I've broke a canny few bones over the years but nowt compares to this for pain.

 

[lawe toppa]

It's in some sort of contraption now but once they have the metal work in tbey said they will expect me to weight bear straightaway

I remember being put to sleep operated on and then leg in traction for about 5 weeks!

 

[luvulongtime]

Crutch went from under me and needed up slamming onto floor on left leg, all my body weight ended up on left leg.

Was on floor two hours before proper ambulance arrived

did people just dance around you or did they cordon you off with cones and tape

 

[i am will]

Was at a do last night and slipped on crutches and ended up breaking my femur!

Now waiting surgery! NHS is brilliant, I live these people.
(Currently smacked off my tits on Morphine and trammys!!)

So you were already on crutches and ended up slipping off said crutches and breaking your leg ... injury prone much ?
I wish you well in your recovery ...

 

[Deleted member 634]

So you were already on crutches and ended up slipping off said crutches and breaking your leg ... injury prone much ?
I wish you well in your recovery ...

Hah, aye just a bit

 

[i am will]

did people just dance around you or did they cordon you off with cones and tape

Just had a vision of him there lying in agony covered in handbags ...

 

[muggboots]

Still doesn’t beat my mate breaking his tib and fib by sticking to ku club floor.

What?