Memories of comprehensive school

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Trying to chuck a Pritstick to stick on the ceiling when teach was writing on the board.

Getting MADE to go in the showers after PE by pervy teachers and promptly running whist cupping yer meat and two veg just to get a bit wet so it looked like you had been in.
 
Only did two years at a comp, but....

Country dancing - How anyone involved in education in Durham during the early 1980s thought that this was beneficial to kids as a PE lesson ought to be shot with shite. I remember questioning this to Ernie Sarsfield the PE teacher. He had a proper go telling me that it worked wonders for Pop Robson. I wasn’t convinced.
 
Being knocked out by a golf ball while abstaining from PE due to a bad foot
Playing hockey with the lasses and watching one lad get smacked with a hockey stick for looking at some lasses tits
Mrs Joblings legs
 
Big Cat said:
Trying to chuck a Pritstick to stick on the ceiling when teach was writing on the board.

Getting MADE to go in the showers after PE by pervy teachers and promptly running whist cupping yer meat and two veg just to get a bit wet so it looked like you had been in.
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Farra?

Or were all the old PE teachers pervy back then?
 
Geordie PE Teacher....

‘Reet mey lerds, doon to the dorty boot room’

‘Sir I’ve forgot me shorts’

‘Any lerds that haven’t got tha gear can Dee it in tha knikaz’

Once had to play football in school shirt, underpants and school shoes. Would be uproar now.
 
My mate Charlie Brown writing all my sick notes then being hauled before the headmaster when my mother actually wrote one :lol:
 
houst69 said:
Teachers not been able to last a full term without going off with stress. (Ferryhill School)

Learning shit instruments i.e clarinet and flute

Class tuck shop, anybody remember whoppa sweets?

Cross bastard country around the school 3 times

After easter doing bastard athletics and the such, shot put etc

Nicking test tubes out of science class.

Sniffing the gas out of gas pipes in science

Having the radio on in art class
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Les Bastard Johnson...confiscating me fags and smoking them in front of me
Knicking one or two out of his pocket while he was supervising picking teams an sent me to his office for the bag of balls as revenge
Mrs West the RE teachers humongous chesticles
Mr Graham the german teacher with the permanent red face and reek of booze
Jumping off the changing room roof after going up for the ball and hobbling round for two days and the bollocking off Dunford for doing it...sure thats where my back problems come from now :lol:
 
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