Why dont they just pour sea water into volcanos ?

[Crook Mackem]

There's loads of lava slithering about under the sea. Most volcanic eruptions are under water.

Mustnt be doing much damage. It never makes it to land as far as i can tell

 

[johnny kay tackle]

Hawaii volcano poses a new threat: Acid from Kilauea's lava, called 'laze,' pouring into the ocean

 

[dangermows]

Just turn the heating off.

 

[safcforever]

And if it doesn't we've just reduced the sea level a little bit to counter global warming. Simply a win-win situation.

Get trump on the blower right now

 

[Crook Mackem]

What about the massive explosion when a volcano erupts? As a poster above said, cold water on that is really not a good thing. Lava streams are different. Would you throw water at a nuclear explosion?

Also...how comes they just let it piss out all over the shop. Why not have carved out channels for it to run to the sea....so that it gets put out.

Its not exactly a shock. People have known for years that lava comes out of volcanos

 

[Bishop Mackem]

git big bath plug for the top of the volcano

 

[safcforever]

It would take one hell of a lot of water, mate. You are talking about sea water putting out a lava stream. It's different for an explosion that generates a pyroclastic cloud.

They struggle with forest fires because they can’t get enough water on them.
However, they’ve never asked for help on here

 

[Aituk7]

Also...how comes they just let it piss out all over the shop. Why not have carved out channels for it to run to the sea....so that it gets put out.

Its not exactly a shock. People have known for years that lava comes out of volcanos

This thread is f***ing class I love the smb

They struggle with forest fires because they can’t get enough water on them.
However, they’ve never asked for help on here

decked

git big bath plug for the top of the volcano

Aye mate i can see this. i get ya. Like a big bath plug. Like the biggest bath plug... I'm down with this like!

 

[Crook Mackem]

git big bath plug for the top of the volcano

Or a giant chimney so its just contained and the fumes just drift away.

There yer gan if sea waters a crap idea just build a f***ing massive chimney on the top and use the heat to create some electricity or summit.

 

[Aituk7]

Wait a sec. I put stuff in the freezer and it gets cold. So what if we put a freezer in the volcano.

Problem solved?

 

[Bishop Mackem]

This thread is f***ing class I love the smb


decked


Aye mate i can see this. i get ya. Like a big bath plug. Like the biggest bath plug... I'm down with this like!

yes m8, it will have to be a metal on though, those soft rubber ones will probably melt

 

[safcforever]

What we really need is a gid big fuck off damp tea towel to hoy over the top of it.

Like a chip pan fire

 

[Aituk7]

Or a giant chimney so its just contained and the fumes just drift away.

There yer gan if sea waters a crap idea just build a f***ing massive chimney on the top and use the heat to create some electricity or summit.

What do you do for living?

 

[the boot]

Al send me mar owa!!! She will spit on some lavvy roll and put it out.

 

[Aituk7]

yes m8, it will have to be a metal on though, those soft rubber ones will probably melt

I would never have thought of that. my first attempt would've been a total waste of time!

 

[richyrich]

just build a f***ing massive chimney on the top and use the heat to create some electricity or summit.

That's the most sensible thing you've posted. Iceland already uses volcanoes to produce geothermal energy. Scotland does too.

Iceland's energy answer comes naturally
Scotland to heat water using the Earth's deep geothermal power for the first time ever

 

[BSoD]

Hawaii is entirely volcanic.
It started as eruptions 3.5 miles deep under the sea and that 3.5 miles of water exerting a pressure of 4 tons per square inch on the lava was pushed aside by the lava which grew into islands now 2.5 miles above sea level.

In effect, the entire depth of the pacific ocean was already poured on the volcano and the volcano still won.

 

[Crook Mackem]

What do you do for living?

Highways Engineer. Lava, traffic, water all the same stuff really. Just wants to get where its going the easiest way

 

[Aituk7]

That's the most sensible thing you've posted. Iceland already uses volcanoes to produce geothermal energy. Scotland does too.

Iceland's energy answer comes naturally
Scotland to heat water using the Earth's deep geothermal power for the first time ever

What you didn't think the cold tap idea was any good?

 

[Deleted member 27897]

OP has clearly never ever heard of an underwater Volcano