Pointlessly challenging yourself

[jamieboy]

I thought that was just part & parcel of being a complete

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[What A Waster]

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Who's took the jam out of your doughnut?

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Who's took the jam out of your doughnut?

The first bite from a loser who lacks ambition and a sense of adventure. He may as well be a potato.

 

[becs]

I do the shopping bag thing.

See if I can get all the dishes on the draining board put away before the kettle boils.

See how much housework I can cram into half time when I'm watching the football.

 

[Rick O Shea]

I walk home after a night out to prove that I’m sober.

After the Norwich 1-3 game when advocaat was manager I found myself stuck on some barbed wire at 2am considering whether I was actually a bit bladdered.

I've done this a few times (usually in the summer) - it's a about 4 or 5 miles. One time I made the mistake of doing it wearing new shoes - took them off when I got home and both socks were covered in blood - that was sobering!

 

[What A Waster]

I do the shopping bag thing.

See if I can get all the dishes on the draining board put away before the kettle boils.

See how much housework I can cram into half time when I'm watching the football.

That's too productive for this thread. Sounds like a good use of your time.

 

[Ferryhill Exile]

Anybody ever do stupid challenges just to see if you can do it?
Things I do are things like if there's a minute left on the microwave i try to hold my breath until it's done.
Or try and get all the shopping out the boot in one go, end up with about half a dozen carrier bags in one hand and bog rolls wedged in the armpit and pulling the boot shut trying not to drop another couple of bags in my other hand.
Absolutely no need to do it but I just like to have a go now and then.

Wouldn't dare try and challenge myself properly like trying to make something of my life or be a better person

I do this and the walking about with the lights off/eyes closed.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Turn the engine off at the top of the hill and coast to the parking space, while using my knees to steer

Seems a good idea when pissed

 

[Tadger]

People are slagging the OP but people are always more mental then they let on and do weird stuff when they’re alone and/or have mad thoughts.

I’m quite prone to thinking about what’s the worst thing I could do at any given moment. Like if you’re at a christening you think about running over and punching the vicar and pissing in the font.

 

[What A Waster]

I do this and the walking about with the lights off/eyes closed.

It'll come in handy if you ever have to engage a burglar in combat though

 

[Daydream Believer]

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Ah, the language of the prepubescent schoolboy. Never mind, you'll be an adult eventually.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

I've done this a few times (usually in the summer) - it's a about 4 or 5 miles. One time I made the mistake of doing it wearing new shoes - took them off when I got home and both socks were covered in blood - that was sobering!

ouch! Some of my mates would wear trainers on a night out and then jog 10 miles or so back from derby.

The last time I walked was 3 miles last October. It was quite a mild night but I woke with a minging sore throat that didn’t budge for 3 weeks so heck knows what happened on the way home.

 

[Doberman]

People are slagging the OP but people are always more mental then they let on and do weird stuff when they’re alone and/or have mad thoughts.

I’m quite prone to thinking about what’s the worst thing I could do at any given moment. Like if you’re at a christening you think about running over and punching the vicar and pissing in the font.

aye mate. We've all been there.

 

[Tadger]

I do the shopping bag thing.

See if I can get all the dishes on the draining board put away before the kettle boils.

See how much housework I can cram into half time when I'm watching the football.

I love you.

 

[Idlewild Mackem]

On a morning I let the dog out for a shite and try to eat my bowl of cereal before he's done it. He hasn't beaten me yet, stupid fucker.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

I’m quite prone to thinking about what’s the worst thing I could do at any given moment. Like if you’re at a christening you think about running over and punching the vicar and pissing in the font.

When I fill my glass with water at work I often think about throwing the glass at the spenky crew .... and I often think what would happen if I threw a punch at managers who talk at me and I just drift off into mad thoughts.

 

[What A Waster]

People are slagging the OP but people are always more mental then they let on and do weird stuff when they’re alone and/or have mad thoughts.

I’m quite prone to thinking about what’s the worst thing I could do at any given moment. Like if you’re at a christening you think about running over and punching the vicar and pissing in the font.

The vicar would get a message from God that you were about to do that and he'd drop you before you had the chance. Then forgive you.

 

[PinzaC55]

When pissing I flush the toilet and try to beat it.

 

[What A Waster]

When I fill my glass with water at work I often think about throwing the glass at the spenky crew .... and I often think what would happen if I threw a punch at managers who talk at me and I just drift off into mad thoughts.

What are they gonna do, really?
Probably just act a bit annoyed but do nothing,or pretend to see the funny side.
People will do anything to avoid a confrontation

 

[Deleted User 11453]

When pissing I flush the toilet and try to beat it.

You are violent towards bathroom furniture? You have problems.