Little things that annoy.
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Ghost of Bagpuss
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Having a shit load of cushions on a sofa or a bed that have to be chucked on the floor so you can sit down then put back on once you get up or make the bed....wtf is that even all about?
Too many revs man , just calm down a little , also salting isn’t always the correct option , anyway stay safe !
StiflerPG
Winger
I've got a friend who loves to use 'to cut a long story short' - then she never bloody does! 'It was Tuesday, no - it was Wednesday cos I remember I'd just put the bin out...' etc etc.
And another one she uses 'You'll laugh at this...' No one ever has.
Actually, she's not really my friend but a friend of my sister's.
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Proffesor H Plum
Midfield
Over enthusiastic affirmatives
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
When yes will do
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
When yes will do
Tex
Striker
It’s about you having no balls to stand up to your harridan wife and say ‘get to fuck with these cushions, it’s my house and I’m not having it.’
Ghost of Bagpuss
Central Defender
People who ask "Can I lend a pen" rather than borrow a pen.
People who use the "loosing" something when they actually mean "losing" something.
People who are unable to use the correct form of your or you're
People who use the "loosing" something when they actually mean "losing" something.
People who are unable to use the correct form of your or you're
Son of Stan
Striker
Ghost of Bagpuss
Central Defender
Tex
Striker
The first is an out and out Mackem-ism. “Giz a lend of your pen?” “Lend us ten pence will ya?” Etc.
Tom Bobbins
Midfield
People who say 'yes, no' when you ask a question. Use brain, then engage mouth. Twats
Tex
Striker
This is how we lost the bloody Empire.Its more about having stood up to said wife my balls would be full for weeks on end
People who stand in the middle of supermarket isles bent double looking at something on the shelves, who then decide to stand up and walk into you without looking.
Paddy O'Dors
Striker
I doused a particularly contentious one in petrol and set fire to it in the back garden a few years ago. Videod it and sent it to our lass at work. The fucker went into Dunelm on the way yem and bought two more!
Don't let it bother you. Personally, I could care less.
The one that gets on my nerves is adding in totally useless adverbs.
e.g.
"You can physically feel it"
"He could visibly see him"
I can literally feel my piss boiling when I audibly hear people saying this stuff.
People who walk backwards into you just cos they're moving a trolley.
tunstallhill
Striker
people who compare the infrastructure of scandinavian countries and its ability to deal with snow to ours
Horatio Pugwash
Striker
People who are unable to use the correct form of being
Ghost of Bagpuss
Is Bojo literally insane
Not been funny but he certainly made things worse as he publicly suggested that the allegations they were making and that she had refuted were in fact true. The bloke is a clown.
Gaggoears
Corbyns Speech
No probs. vote Tory but this apology on here about been labour men is embarrasing.
Ghost of Bagpuss
Central Defender
People who are unable to use the correct form of being
Ghost of Bagpuss
Is Bojo literally insane
Not been funny but he certainly made things worse as he publicly suggested that the allegations they were making and that she had refuted were in fact true. The bloke is a clown.
Gaggoears
Corbyns Speech
No probs. vote Tory but this apology on here about been labour men is embarrasing.
Will take it on the chin fella, good chance I was pissed and to be fair that example is somet else that also annoys me so glad you pointed it out. Seems Im only perfect 99% of the time
Tom Bobbins
Midfield
Will take it on the chin fella, good chance I was pissed and to be fair that example is somet else that also annoys me so glad you pointed it out. Seems Im only perfect 99% of the time
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