Unrequited road rage

[Bluepaul]

I’m going to find your car, park next to it, and open my doors into it as I get my kids out.

You must drive a very narrow car, I've already told you I park in two bays to maximise people's rage.

 

[HellsBells]

You must drive a very narrow car, I've already told you I park in two bays to maximise people's rage.

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[Jimmer13]

I used to think Mrs Fromalnwick was the only one who did this, but turns out it's a common trait in women.

Which part the common Bit

Not road rage as such but I actually want to kill people who park in parent and child bays without a child.

Harsh, I have children, just never with me and the youngest of 31.... so hopefully when I park in there

hate the cars with Child or small person on board, bragging about fertility of Fallopian tubes and a working dick........ feck sake not the only once successful

 

[RestlessNatives]

Aye, but then there’s the potential for delivery rage.

Couple years back we were having all our groceries delivered on Christmas Eve. I opened the door to the delivery bloke, with a big sad face, who was holding out a bottle of wine saying ‘I’m really, really sorry - please take the wine as an apology’. About a quarter of what we ordered was not available or substituted with something bizarre. And to top it all they only gave us half the delivery to start with. I had to chase them up and get them to come back with be rest of the shopping.

As it turns out I didn’t rage and just took it as one of those things (I was probably drunk). The driver was really appreciative, saying he’d been getting nowt but grief off everyone all morning.

A while back I got a Sainsburys delivery and they replaced Chop Sauce with Daddies. I accepted it and the driver thanked me saying that people normally accept any substitutions but always kick off when it is related to Chop Sauce.

Going back to the OP, I had someone try and fight me in Aldi a few weeks ago. I think I posted about it on here. No idea who he thought I was or why he wanted to fight me but I seemed to make him worse by laughing in his face.

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

Works better if it's a couple in the car. I blow a kiss and give a cheeky wave and wink to the man as if I know him and then leave him to get pelters from his missus

Brilliant . That must cause no end of trouble .

 

[HellsBells]

A while back I got a Sainsburys delivery and they replaced Chop Sauce with Daddies. I accepted it and the driver thanked me saying that people normally accept any substitutions but always kick off when it is related to Chop Sauce.

Going back to the OP, I had someone try and fight me in Aldi a few weeks ago. I think I posted about it on here. No idea who he thought I was or why he wanted to fight me but I seemed to make him worse by laughing in his face.

We once ordered a goats cheese and spinach pizza and got a shoulder of lamb as a substitute.

 

[RestlessNatives]

We once ordered a goats cheese and spinach pizza and got a shoulder of lamb as a substitute.

I have vague memories of ordering some sun dried tomatoes in olive oil and the substitute had such a tenuous link to one of the words. Can't remember exactly what it was but it was as mad as if they'd sent a copy of the Sun. I could at least see the thought process they'd gone through no matter how mental. There is no explanation for a shoulder of lamb.

 

[becs]

A while back I got a Sainsburys delivery and they replaced Chop Sauce with Daddies. I accepted it and the driver thanked me saying that people normally accept any substitutions but always kick off when it is related to Chop Sauce.

My favourite sub was one of those squeezy Jif lemons in the home baking section replaced with a bottle of lemon scented toilet cleaner. I didn't fancy baking a lemon cake with that.

 

[MackemBob]

Because it’s illegal to leave your kids in the air to go and find a trolley to put them in.

I think it’s illegal to leave kids in the air whether you are getting a trolley or not.

There could easily be a trolley park next to the parent and child bit to solve that. As a parent myself, I agree that the spaces are needed, but don’t need to be primetime spaces near the shop.

 

[HellsBells]

I think it’s illegal to leave kids in the air whether you are getting a trolley or not.

There could easily be a trolley park next to the parent and child bit to solve that. As a parent myself, I agree that the spaces are needed, but don’t need to be primetime spaces near the shop.

So who does need the prime time spaces?

 

[Bluepaul]

We once ordered a goats cheese and spinach pizza and got a shoulder of lamb as a substitute.

Remember when those self service tills first came out? Putting fillet steaks through as loose onions was brilliant, go to get the protein in somehow.

We dined like kings for weeks.

 

[MackemBob]

So who does need the prime time spaces?

The ignorant and lazy.

Thus the parent and child spaces would be free for those with children.

 

[Sylvester Malone]

Not road rage as such but I actually want to kill people who park in parent and child bays without a child.

This. Not so bad now the kids can walk but by Christ when we had two of them in pushchairs this was one thing which could have tipped me over.

 

[Mainze]

Had one a few years back with a bloke going mental flashing his lights behind me and telling me to pull over. So I did....then he did, then I got out of the car to ask what his beef was and he drove off. Very odd....

 

[peil]

Erm, that doesn’t mean she’s going shopping mate...

As for road rage if someone overreacts and goes mental, I like to blow them a kiss. I’ve seen grown men go into absolute melt down as a result. Love owt like that.

Works a treat everytime

hate the cars with Child or small person on board, bragging about fertility of Fallopian tubes and a working dick........ feck sake not the only once successful

Yeah, well done, you have fuckfruit, doesn't mean you can park like a dick or get lairy because I happen to get within 5 feet of your Vauxhall Meriva at the traffic lights.

 

[peachy]

So who does need the prime time spaces?

Wide spaces for parents with pushchairs and or a selection of small people. Wide spaces for wheelchair users etc. (near entrance). Spaces near the doors of the supermarket for the elderly or for people with additional needs.

The rest of us can park further away , walk to the supermarket entrance and be thankful we aren't shopping with rug rats.

I don't get people parking in wide bays when they don't need them, it's just mean.

 

[Feed the Monster]

The amount of people I've had to flash because they didn't have their head lights on this winter has been crackers. How the fuck can you forget to put your lights on?

I always forget to switch my lights on. Thankfully I am dead posh and have an auto button on the car that does it for me. It’s like having your own metal butler.

 

[pillars of hercules]

Had one a few years back with a bloke going mental flashing his lights behind me and telling me to pull over. So I did....then he did, then I got out of the car to ask what his beef was and he drove off. Very odd....

Same thing happened to me, flashing his lights and angrily signalling me to pull over.

I think he shit his pants when he saw me as I got out of the car.
Me: what's your problem
him: that's not in the highway code.
Me: Is that it like
Him: yes
Me: get back in your car and fuck off
Him: ok .

Road rage is for mugs.

 

[Bluepaul]

Wide spaces for parents with pushchairs and or a selection of small people. Wide spaces for wheelchair users etc. (near entrance). Spaces near the doors of the supermarket for the elderly or for people with additional needs.

The rest of us can park further away , walk to the supermarket entrance and be thankful we aren't shopping with rug rats.

I don't get people parking in wide bays when they don't need them, it's just mean.

Disabled people need them, lazy parents don't, I managed with three kids, the whole concept imo was dreamt up by some fat slob who couldn't be arsed walking the extra yards with her child. She'll also be the type who'll drive to school despite it being round the corner, park like an absolute t**t and generally cause mayhem to save walking a quarter of a mile with her bowling ball of a child.

 

[Big Duke Six]

I always forget to switch my lights on. Thankfully I am dead posh and have an auto button on the car that does it for me. It’s like having your own metal butler.

Auto buttons usually dont work in foggy conditions. So up your game and man up.