As it's Black Eye Friday - Pun Competition

[Keawyeds]

Right then, as it's Black Eye Friday I suspect a lot of people are going to put needless additional strain on the NHS.

With that in mind, let's hospitalise a Band or Artist.
Bonus points for including a song.
Bonus points for Christmas song
If you can somehow include Guttenberg, then fair enough.

MRI-a Carey - All I want for Christmas is lube.

 

[ajthemackem]

AD/HD - Chunderstruck

Cakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas, Shitty Bum

 

[EchoMan]

I'm dreaming of a fight Christmas

Bang Crosby

 

[Keawyeds]

Rockin' Around the A&E

 

[Cockney Mackem]

The Rolling Kidney Stones - Let's Spend The Night In A&E

 

[Keawyeds]

Honkey Tonk Vomit

 

[Quench]

I saw mommy fisting Steve guttenberg (playing Santa Claus)

 

[Keawyeds]

I saw mommy fisting Steve guttenberg (playing Santa Claus)

Well... that's graphic

 

[Ben Gardner]

Silent Fight

 

[wash]

Seasick Steve. I started out with nothing and ended up with a black eye

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

BJ & Drunken

Let's get ready to fumble

(easiest day of the year to pull on when I was a lad, none of this fighting lark. Would have been known as Dewhirst day back in the 80's)

 

[Arkle]

Appendicotis Redding - Cutting Off My Cock On The Bay

 

[Ben Gardner]

Fight Christmas

 

[ajthemackem]

The Dewhirst Girls - It's Raining Blows to the Head

 

[Keawyeds]

Band Aids - Do they know it's Sepsis?

 

[maygo]

Ruckin' Around The Christmas Tree- Brenda (Bruce) Lee

Christmas Scrapping- The Waitresses

I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus- The Ronettes

 

[becs]

Oh little town of Newcastle
How manic we see thee lie
No time for deep and dreamless sleep
The skanky slappers go by
And in thy dark streets shineth
The everlasting fight
The chips and vom of all the years
Are spilled in thee tonight

 

[nyron4england]

Have yourself a merry little fistmas. Make of that what you will

 

[ajthemackem]

O' Town Where Christ Was Born Slippy

 

[Ben Gardner]

Plaster Cast Christmas - Wham!