http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/...sunderland-s-serial-platform-pooper-1-8642947
Definitely someone off here who is always moaning about the train station.
Looks a bit like my neighbour! It's not, mind!
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http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/...sunderland-s-serial-platform-pooper-1-8642947
Definitely someone off here who is always moaning about the train station.
On my stag weekend i jumped on the metro off a glasgow train at newcastle and started getting violent stomach cramps.I was heading straight to the match and my mate was taking my bag home .The walk/stop/cower/walk/cower/walk/stop etc etc to the ground from the SOL stop was a nightmare.Luckily the game had started and i made a decent job of making the pot useable.The single biggest problem with the metro is that lack of bogs mind. If you're caught short, as people often are, there's nowhere to go. You can't even get off and back on cos most stations don't have bogs either.
Getting the last train home on a weekend is a risky business, especially if there's a delay.
It's ridiculous man. I can just about get to seaburn from ncl with a full bladder but have to piss on the ramp as soon as I get off. If you get off there busting for a chod, there isn't a public bog for miles if the pubs are shut.On my stag weekend i jumped on the metro off a glasgow train at newcastle and started getting violent stomach cramps.I was heading straight to the match and my mate was taking my bag home .The walk/stop/cower/walk/cower/walk/stop etc etc to the ground from the SOL stop was a nightmare.Luckily the game had started and i made a decent job of making the pot useable.
Why i don't drink in airports anymore,get on the plane then busting for oneIt's ridiculous man. I can just about get to seaburn from ncl with a full bladder but have to piss on the ramp as soon as I get off. If you get off there busting for a chod, there isn't a public bog for miles if the pubs are shut.
Why has nobody worked this out? It was obvious to me even before I read the article.Dirty mag init.....
He got escorted from work by the police today
The Old Bill won't get my help. I ain't no stool pigeon.
Oh I say ! Splendidly done sir.The Old Bill won't get my help. I ain't no stool pigeon.
Aye was hillarious.Tyne and Wear Metro's answer to Bobby Sands.
Great bants in fairness.
Who did?
The guy in the photo?
Well he works in the canteen so for everyone's sake I hope not.Is he known for his chod hammocks at work?
looks like hes holding a "selfie stick " ffsHis expression is one of surprise. It would have been better to see the expression about 1 second (or up to 5 seconds, depending on how bright he is) later when it dawned on him the CCTV camera would see him as well as him seeing the camera.
A shitey stick maybelooks like hes holding a "selfie stick " ffs
Shitting in a lift
Surely the fact that he is getting the early morning metro into Newcastle would suggest he lives in Sunderland and works in NewcastleWhy has nobody worked this out? It was obvious to me even before I read the article.