Newcastle aren't coasting ....

[lurker]

Maybe they need to start using some of the quality on their bench

Like Daryl Murphy

 

[beaches not breaches]

Fuck me. Your lack of intelligence is clear for all to see. Also, you constantly use Americanisms, yet claim to be a grown man and ex-pat.
'Doofus' is the stupid spelling you were looking for, idiot.

You don't need to go down to fuck this season up, son. You are making a right struggle of it, despite having the most expensive squad the league has ever seen and your 'World Class' manager at the helm.

Irony deficient also, I see. You, a Mag have SIGNED UP to a Sunderland AFC forum.

Desperate stuff.

I use Americanisms, because you know, I kinda live here. Starting to rub off on me I guess. Doofus or Dufus are not real words, so spelling them isn't really up for argument, however if you look up "dufus" on google, aside from seeing a picture of yourself you might find a description of the word in an urban dictionary of sorts.

I did sign up, isn't this fun? I had to fill out a lengthy questionnaire, I used YOUR home address I hope that's ok.
I've never claimed to be a grown man or an ex-pat, is that what you're looking for? I hope you find one. Don't forget to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle (assuming you brush YOUR teeth.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Sunderland? if it had been invented somewhere else it would have been a "teethbrush"

 

[one footed wonder]

Going well then. A load of you spunktrumpets started the season with not lose a game bollocks, then it was well we will still win easily, then dont care if its second as I dont count winning the championship as a trophy and now you are preparing the ground for at least we never got relegated!
You will still go up most likely but just about every fan of every other team will be celebrating if you dont.

Puts a new slant on everyone's second team I guess

 

[longtimelurker]

I use Americanisms, because you know, I kinda live here. Starting to rub off on me I guess. Doofus or Dufus are not real words, so spelling them isn't really up for argument, however if you look up "dufus" on google, aside from seeing a picture of yourself you might find a description of the word in an urban dictionary of sorts.

I did sign up, isn't this fun? I had to fill out a lengthy questionnaire, I used YOUR home address I hope that's ok.
I've never claimed to be a grown man or an ex-pat, is that what you're looking for? I hope you find one. Don't forget to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle (assuming you brush YOUR teeth.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Sunderland? if it had been invented somewhere else it would have been a "teethbrush"

Woeful. Just like your club.

(You have alluded to having children, previously. I suggest you learn to keep up with your lies.)

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

I use Americanisms, because you know, I kinda live here. Starting to rub off on me I guess. Doofus or Dufus are not real words, so spelling them isn't really up for argument, however if you look up "dufus" on google, aside from seeing a picture of yourself you might find a description of the word in an urban dictionary of sorts.

I did sign up, isn't this fun? I had to fill out a lengthy questionnaire, I used YOUR home address I hope that's ok.
I've never claimed to be a grown man or an ex-pat, is that what you're looking for? I hope you find one. Don't forget to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle (assuming you brush YOUR teeth.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Sunderland? if it had been invented somewhere else it would have been a "teethbrush"

Who on earth is this knacker I thought @Cridge was bad but this character is away with the fairies

 

[longtimelurker]

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Who on earth is this knacker I thought @Cridge was bad but this character is away with the fairies

Beyond pathetic, isn't he? I am almost embarrassed for the simpleton, when I read his posts.

 

[janey]

Going well then. A load of you spunktrumpets started the season with not lose a game bollocks, then it was well we will still win easily, then dont care if its second as I dont count winning the championship as a trophy and now you are preparing the ground for at least we never got relegated!
You will still go up most likely but just about every fan of every other team will be celebrating if you dont.

Exactly, it's class how their expectations have shrunk but yet it's still #inrafawetrust

 

[Grammar Police]

I use Americanisms, because you know, I kinda live here. Starting to rub off on me I guess. Doofus or Dufus are not real words, so spelling them isn't really up for argument, however if you look up "dufus" on google, aside from seeing a picture of yourself you might find a description of the word in an urban dictionary of sorts.

I did sign up, isn't this fun? I had to fill out a lengthy questionnaire, I used YOUR home address I hope that's ok.
I've never claimed to be a grown man or an ex-pat, is that what you're looking for? I hope you find one. Don't forget to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle (assuming you brush YOUR teeth.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Sunderland? if it had been invented somewhere else it would have been a "teethbrush"

@Uncle Sam's new login right here.

 

[janey]

I use Americanisms, because you know, I kinda live here. Starting to rub off on me I guess. Doofus or Dufus are not real words, so spelling them isn't really up for argument, however if you look up "dufus" on google, aside from seeing a picture of yourself you might find a description of the word in an urban dictionary of sorts.

I did sign up, isn't this fun? I had to fill out a lengthy questionnaire, I used YOUR home address I hope that's ok.
I've never claimed to be a grown man or an ex-pat, is that what you're looking for? I hope you find one. Don't forget to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle (assuming you brush YOUR teeth.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Sunderland? if it had been invented somewhere else it would have been a "teethbrush"

So when did you last go to a game

 

[McMackem]

Who else have we spat on?

aye, fair point, must be Wor Bobby.

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

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Beyond pathetic, isn't he? I am almost embarrassed for the simpleton, when I read his posts.

It's kind of hard to get why you would go on a major rivals board and try to be a WUM. Then compound it by failing to be a WUM so very badly

 

[Sima]

aye, fair point, must be Wor Bobby.

So you are claiming we spat on him while he was our manager then?

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

So when did you last go to a game

Need to help him out with game @janey, here you are @beaches not breaches

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[the dark one]

Unfortunate today. We've had some major things go against us and some teams have been very fortunate.

f***ing hell, here we go.Fortune.get a grip man.Fortune favours the brave, not meek lambs.

 

[McMackem]

you need to have someone re-read the original post dufus. It was, and I quote "You are about as bright as a dark blue light"
I didn't tell you to disappear (although that does sound like a good idea) I suggested you "bog off"

yup, the wheels are totally falling off. Relegated by March, that's us.

Thanks, I was feeling a little down about today's result, but you've cheered me up no end. And here we are at page 9 of a thread about Newcastle on a sunderland forum no less.

We
Are
Your
World.

 

[longtimelurker]

So you are claiming we spat on him while he was our manager then?

I love how you try to score points like this. Your fans are scum.
Obviously I exclude you from this, because you never go.

It's kind of hard to get why you would go on a major rivals board and try to be a WUM. Then compound it by failing to be a WUM so very badly

They truly are a special breed. They seem to exist just to show themselves up. I'd find it funnier if they didn't drag the whole region down with them.

 

[the dark one]

We're struggling and still second by some distance. Shite? no, inconsistant yes. Still, you're shower have managed to concede 9 goals in three games and you're just about to lose three or four to the ACN. And you're skint. I am thinking more players will leave your club than join this january.

And you are still shite.

 

[McMackem]

So you are claiming we spat on him while he was our manager then?

Common knowledge IIRC, it's iconic knowledge - like the "famous number 9" and "Wye, it was sort of the UEFA Cup". Never witnessed it myself tbf.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

I use Americanisms, because you know, I kinda live here. Starting to rub off on me I guess. Doofus or Dufus are not real words, so spelling them isn't really up for argument, however if you look up "dufus" on google, aside from seeing a picture of yourself you might find a description of the word in an urban dictionary of sorts.

I did sign up, isn't this fun? I had to fill out a lengthy questionnaire, I used YOUR home address I hope that's ok.
I've never claimed to be a grown man or an ex-pat, is that what you're looking for? I hope you find one. Don't forget to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle (assuming you brush YOUR teeth.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Sunderland? if it had been invented somewhere else it would have been a "teethbrush"

Whees this fruit?

 

[Sussex By The Sea]

you need to have someone re-read the original post dufus. It was, and I quote "You are about as bright as a dark blue light"
I didn't tell you to disappear (although that does sound like a good idea) I suggested you "bog off"

yup, the wheels are totally falling off. Relegated by March, that's us.

Thanks, I was feeling a little down about today's result, but you've cheered me up no end. And here we are at page 9 of a thread about Newcastle on a sunderland forum no less.

Can I just point out that to the rest of the footballing world it appears very much as if Sunderland relegated you, also, the rest of the footballing world f***ing hates you.

Yours sincerely

A fan of the club currently in 1st.