Hold on to your hats lads - Dwarfication

[viccarlton]

I hope they get to 'enjoy' the championship for many seasons to come the fuckwits

I don't ...........................I hope they get relegated every season for the next ten years and end up in the Northern League.

 

[muggboots]

Not just them apparently.

 

[janey]

Not just them apparently.

No, apparently not, I thought it was good though

 

[muggboots]

No, apparently not, I thought it was good though

Cheers janey.

 

[janey]

Cheers janey.

Your very welcome

 

[sir rowell cummins]

and why the championship is one of the elite leagues in the world. This is just getting fuckin daft now.

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This is utter drivel

 

[wardleymackum]

Adrian Durham should start doing a daily deluded instead of a daily Arsenal.....!

 

[CARLOS CLASS]

They are absolutely on their knees, crushed and battered!

How funny is this!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Billy Fish]

So in short ( forgive the pun) they're in division 2, the league for smaller clubs

 

[Mackem Messiah]

They are desperately clutching at straws

The only surprise I have is that bong eye or Mark Douglas didn't write this drivel.

 

[DJM]

I think you are missing the point lads and lasses.
The point of this article is that they are getting their excuses in early. Look how it ends:

"Due to the so-called ‘dwarfication’ effect, however, the Magpies are by no means guaranteed promotion next season - even with Benitez at the helm.
A long and gruelling season in what is undoubtedly one of Europe’s toughest and most-competitive divisions lies in wait".

Besides, in the lad of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
In the land of the giants (one tier below us dwarves) the fat waiter rules for ever.

 

[Charmless Man]

I hope they get to 'enjoy' the championship for many seasons to come the fuckwits

I've heard the quality of the league is now as high as the premiership because Rafa and Roberto are managing in it. They've drawn the Champions League manager count against the Premiership!

 

[Fetch Fletch]

What a strange random bunch of sentences.

He's been learning from Ryder.

Who is a bong eye.

 

[danielsan]

i like how benitez "decided to swap the bernabeu for burton" and not the fact he was shit at real with arguably one of the best squads in the world, got sacked and was looking for a decent pay deal

 

[Far Tibetan Mountain]

Another one for the Mag Relegation Bingo card

You actually foresaw someone writing an article about going down not being so bad because they have won relegation to the sixth best division on Europe?

 

[mart]

Let's hope they end up there then!

I Like how Di Matteo has an 'unenviable' task or resurrecting Villa, but Rafa's job is sound as a pound, and they keep sneaking 'world class manager ' in at every opportunity I've noticed, it's like the power of suggestion, keep saying or reading summat so often it becomes gospel.......

It's worked though. When he got the job most expected them to survive comfortably as all the problems were caused by Schteve apparently. As soon as it looked like he might not be up to the task it was decided he never stood a chance anyway and now their fans are lapping it up. Brave Rafa taking on the impossible task of keeping them up ready to lead them to Championship glory. If he fails it'll be Ashley's fault of course.

 

[Wierd Valley Mackem]

In the land of the deluded the Mags are King. What a ridiculous article

 

[tooliohelmet]

Just mind blowing!!

What a set of spunk trumpets they are.

 

[Norwich Red n White]

It's now as if they got promoted to the Championship!!

 

[Kid Galahad]

It's now as if they got promoted to the Championship!!

If they do go up it will be like the relegation never happened, like Bobby Ewing being in the shower all that time......