Nissan Practical Test (Maintenance Tech Apprentice)

[Luca]

Red to red
Black to black
And blue to fuck.

 

[lordy]

Put the red wire on the red clip

Put the green wire on the green clip

Put the gromits in the wholes they fit in

Take this wheel off with this drill (4 bolts I think it was) and then put it back on again

Piece of piss unless it's a different one you are doing

I took this test on 09 December 1995

Passed it and still never got the job, hope this helps

 

[Mackem Chris]

I took this test on 09 December 1995

Passed it and still never got the job, hope this helps

You probably failed the test

 

[lordy]

You probably failed the test

possibly, I didnt feel as if I did though as passed the psychometric tests (can't remember which came first) and had a poor interview, didn't get any 'feedback' like

 

[The]

Which tests do they do for PQA at Nissan?

 

[Frijj]

Which tests do they do for PQA at Nissan?

There is only one question on the exam

"How do you install a Juke's headlights so as to blind every other road user?"

(20 marks)

 

[shogun1904]

There is only one question on the exam

"How do you install a Juke's headlights so as to blind every other road user?"

(20 marks)

You should have got a juke. Slightly less gay than the Citroen. Not much room for dead bodies in the boot mind.

 

[Frijj]

You should have got a juke. Slightly less gay than the Citroen. Not much room for dead bodies in the boot mind.

Why would I need room for dead bodies? I'll take you living.

 

[shogun1904]

Why would I need room for dead bodies? I'll take you living.

I would snap you like a twig marra.

 

[Frijj]

I would snap you like a twig marra.

try it buster

 

[bonnylad]

I'm starting a Technical Training Manager role next week with a large manufacturer and my goal is to address the skills gap of the maintenance engineers and techs.

I'll give you more info in 18 months when I've completed the project.

Aye trying to bring the techs up to maintenance engineer standard.

 

[Caer_Urfa]

i got offered an apprenticeship as a technician when i left school but turned it down for another one. a group af about 12 of us were put in a room and got told to build this remote controlled cog system, cant really remember much else from memory. you get 1 hour. i didn't manage to do it but still made it to the next stage. next stage is a piece of piss, they put you in teams and ask you to build a bridge using only the materials on your table.

 

[CraigyLee]

There is only one question on the exam

"How do you install a Juke's headlights so as to blind every other road user?"

(20 marks)

Just so you know

I am one of these wankers

I love blinding twats like you

at 1 am on the Yorkshire Moors while you're digging a grave for a soiled prozzy

 

[Frijj]

Just so you know

I am one of these wankers

I love blinding twats like you

at 1 am on the Yorkshire Moors while you're digging a grave for a soiled prozzy

that could be dangerous, i might hurt myself with the spade

 

[Scimmy]

Nee f***ing wonder, you can't spell shoo-in

That is how you spell it!

 

[ouro]

The one I did was in 3 parts.

Clock a motor coupling and shim them till it was good.

Assemble a pneumatic gun according to a technical drawing and mark the missing components.

Design and assemble a pneumatic circuit.

See, this lad knows.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Aye trying to bring the techs up to maintenance engineer standard.

Ended up with a better offer in the end.

But that was certainly one part of it.

 

[thornton15]

Anyone know if the new battery plant manufacturing tests are similar to any above?

 

[Beaker]

Anyone know if the new battery plant manufacturing tests are similar to any above?

Red to red

Black to Black

Blue.... to bits!

Manufacturing or maintenace?

 

[Mackem Chris]

Red to red

Black to Black

Blue.... to bits!

Manufacturing or maintenace?

Nuts to butts