Fish Shop Friday thread

[Randy Ostrich]

Pretty sure it pisses. Surely it would explode

Find me a video of a blue whale having a piss and I'll let you have that

 

[monkeytassle]

They reckon they only use fresh and pay a fortune for it. However I know the supplier and it is all off Russian defrost fish. Hence it is shite.
How many bits of scampi ?

unsure but 12-14 maybe. actually quite nice.

12 quid for fish and chips?!

What the fuck is it? Blue whale?!

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nope, I was off. it's more like £20

 

[Randy Ostrich]

nope, I was off. it's more like £20

For 20 quid they deserve a swordfish in the rectum

 

[monkeytassle]

For 20 quid they deserve a swordfish in the rectum

a bucket of whale piss thrown over them

 

[Randy Ostrich]

a bucket of whale piss thrown over them

Good luck getting that. @Keawyeds is my supplier and he's yet to come up with the goods

We'll just use goat, they'll never know

 

[The Fullwell Step]

This thread is shit without fish shop reviews. Will not read again.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Anyone else wondering my being off work restricts you from buying fish and chips? If anything it should have been an ideal situation. The OP in question could have tried a completely new takeaway further away, maybe even one from Whitby or Bishop Auckland.

 

[Taggartis]

what a let down......

 

[Keawyeds]

Good luck getting that. @Keawyeds is my supplier and he's yet to come up with the goods

We'll just use goat, they'll never know

And if they even dare question it, you know what that means...

Find me a video of a blue whale having a piss and I'll let you have that

I'm going to assume that's NSFW. Knowing my luck I'll end up getting blue waffle and be fired by 3pm

 

[Mackem00]

scampi and chips from the Seashell at Lisson Grove.

eaten with tartare sauce, a massive gherkin and a buttered roll.

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chips were nice but scrag ends over fried. scampi was absolutely tremendous.

7.5/10. Would buy gain.

total cost £8.60

Scampi? Was the gherkin to stick up your arse mate?

 

[monkeytassle]

Scampi? Was the gherkin to stick up your arse mate?

did you see the bit where I said the cod and chips is £19 and is shit?

 

[Mackem00]

did you see the bit where I said the cod and chips is £19 and is shit?

I did mate. And i immediately thought "aye, that's what a puff would say".

8 pund odd for scampi and chips is scandalous mind.

 

[monkeytassle]

I did mate. And i immediately thought "aye, that's what a puff would say".

8 pund odd for scampi and chips is scandalous mind.

I like my scampi

 

[CraigyLee]

I like my scampi

me too with glasgae salad

 

[Eddie Hitler]

scampi and chips from the Seashell at Lisson Grove.

eaten with tartare sauce, a massive gherkin and a buttered roll.

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chips were nice but scrag ends over fried. scampi was absolutely tremendous.

7.5/10. Would buy gain.

total cost £8.60

Should NOT be eaten with a fork like hew

 

[Old Prestonian]

I'm not at home tonight or else I'd have enjoyed #fishshopfriday with a lot from Third Street chippy in Horden. Might part in #fishshopfriday tomorrow before the match at Roker Fisheries.

Sorry to disappoint you but it won't be Friday tomorrow.

 

[daveyc]

There must be someone, the SMB Ombudsman perhaps, that we can complain to about this debacle. Also breaks trades descriptions anarl probably - a fish shop review thread with nee fish shop reviews. Fuming here.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Scampi? Bloody scampi? Baby Jesus would be weeping now

 

[Pepe]

Which one on the front at Seaburn is the better of the two?

 

[ozz]

If he cared one jot about us he would have got off his lazy arse, Gone to a chippy and written us a f***ing review. But no, he chooses to have a day off work, do fuck all and leave us all in the lurch clamming for a review. Fuck this site I'm off to trip advisor.