The plane fly past is back on...

[Skandhaless]

Asking him how many people have donated is in no way unreasonable.

No but that wasn't what I was saying was unreasonable was it

 

[Linus]

Perhaps you should consider a holding pattern instead Linus? it offers more flexibility, though on the downside the trolley service is suspended.

I'm waving a white hanky, Flav. I'm out.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

We could be in the bottom three next week. Fuck the plane

 

[Flavonoids]

I'm waving a white hanky, Flav. I'm out.

Noted ... I'll swap your position in my spreadsheet.

Could I interest you in investing in a painted baboon with HIV to be released in the Bigg Market?

 

[GK]

I never said it was. Apparently there are 150 of them and as they seem to think they are representing Sunderland fans, I feel its only fair that we know who they are?

As I said earlier many of them are happy to defend it on this thread so I also assume they would therefore be happy to let their families and their employers and also us their fellow Sunderland fans know who they are are. As they propose to represent us all in this ludicrous, crass and disastrous stunt, I think this is a perfectly reasonable request.

Is this a pisstake?

 

[Linus]

Noted ... I'll swap your position in my spreadsheet.

Could I interest you in investing in a painted baboon with HIV to be released in the Bigg Market?

I'm going to walk you around the Bigg Market on a dog lead next Saturday, Flav.
You'll have a bucket on your head with SHEARER IS A WANKER painted on it.

 

[Flavonoids]

If it takes off (metaphorically, not literally man!) is there a spokesman? for the telly? to describe the rationale behind it and accepts the plaudits (and, dare I say it, the brickbats ... though that's unlikely isn't it?) for the consortium?

Keith, are you wing commander?

I'm going to walk you around the Bigg Market on a dog lead next Saturday, Flav.
You'll have a bucket on your head with SHEARER IS A WANKER painted on it.

Gerrin ... how much do I have to pay?

 

[Linus]

Gerrin ... how much do I have to pay?

A fiver.

 

[Papa Smurf]

We could be in the bottom three next week. Fuck the plane

First time we agree on something

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

First time we agree on something

I think you'll find we did last week. This is becoming a worrying habit.

 

[TimBirch]

We could be in the bottom three next week. Fuck the plane

Well that's one way to join the Mile High Club.

 

[Skandhaless]

Noted ... I'll swap your position in my spreadsheet.

Could I interest you in investing in a painted baboon with HIV to be released in the Bigg Market?

Where do I send the money , serious .

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Names of donaters below please, real names. Cowards otherwise.

Name ........................................ Location ................................................... Employer

If I was to complete this how long would I be on the register?

 

[Flavonoids]

Where do I send the money , serious .

There's a lad in Nigeria trying to sort it ... nothing definite yet but if it materialises then I'll let you know ... I think he's set up a PO Box though ...

Plot 419,B419 Shehu Yar'adua Way, P.O.Box 419, Abuja, Nigeria Tel: +234-80-64812419

If I was to complete this how long would I be on the register?

Indefinitely, of course.

 

[lordy]

Could we not postpone the plane until we're safe and invest the money in oil shares in the meantime?

 

[bernardbresslaw]

There's a lad in Nigeria trying to sort it ... nothing definite yet but if it materialises then I'll let you know ... I think he's set up a PO Box though ...

Plot 419,B419 Shehu Yar'adua Way, P.O.Box 419, Abuja, Nigeria Tel: +234-80-64812419


Indefinitely, of course.

Pretty unfair that mind. Rolf Harris will be off his register before me.

 

[Flavonoids]

Could we not postpone the plane until we're safe and invest the money in oil shares in the meantime?

No bother ... again;

Plot 419, B419 Shehu Yar'adua Way, P.O.Box 419, Abuja, Nigeria Tel: +234-80-64812419

Pretty unfair that mind. Rolf Harris will be off his register before me.

His crimes will be forgotten before the plane ignominy

 

[joemcdokes]

We could be in the bottom three next week. Fuck the plane

That is one of the reasons I never gloat when we win a derby game, as good as last week was yesterday was embarrassing.

 

[Littlerobbieh]

If it takes off (metaphorically, not literally man!) is there a spokesman? for the telly? to describe the rationale behind it and accepts the plaudits (and, dare I say it, the brickbats ... though that's unlikely isn't it?) for the consortium?

Keith, are you wing commander?


Gerrin ... how much do I have to pay?

Unfortunately for his sake I suspect it will be Roger

 

[mackembhoy]

I agree, it will most probably be the 'enjoy the championship' plane during the Leicester home game. Why give them that sort of ammunition?

I wouldn't give a fuck about that. I was one of 3 Sunderland fans in my year at school I've had plenty of stick over the years. We may as well give it back while we have the chance cos it could be a season or 2 before we have an opportunity to give it back.

We've been dreadful this season yet have beaten them twice getting 2 of our 5 wins against them. They haven't beaten us in 4 year and have lost 5 in a row. Unprecedented territory for us in our history(and probs the longest unbeaten streak in the fixture) let alone in my lifetime where they have been the dominant team.