Defoe

[mawky brockett]

I did some work at the place one of his conquests worked who led to his split with that x factor woman the day the press were outside. Poor lass was snapped coming off night shift

 

[fredthefan]

I was joking for fucks sake

Did realise that marra

 

[Safc_Number10]

"A stick!" barks the dog.
"An excellent stick, it's the right kind of stick for my favourite trick.
I'll fetch it and drop it and fetch it and then,
I'll drop it and fetch it and drop it again."

"I'm not a stick, why can't you see?
I'm Jermain Defoe, I'm Jermain Defoe, I'm Jermain Defoe, that's me.
And I want to go home to my family tree."

I got that book of the Mrs for Christmas just gone.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I was in a club down London a few years back and Defoe walked in. He went straight up to some stunner and said "Get your coat love, you've pulled"

I thought to myself - by, he's a little forward...

Should I really be laughing at this?

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

I once called him a gap toothed little kernt for breaking criag gordons arm

Gap toothed

 

[Mags Stink]

Was on SSN 30 mins ago, Altidore on a flight from London and that deal has to go through before officially sign Defoe. It's around 9am over there so it's probably going to be tonight or early tomorrow.

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[North of the Smoke]

10 goals by the end of the season, top scorer.

 

[Boris Bear]

Hattrick in the FA Cup Final

 

[Rip Van Fish]

Hat trick in the FA cup semi final as well.

Phase Three?

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

8 goals

 

[wisemensaysteve]

Has he sinned?

 

[stevie-wonder]

6 goals, 5 assists, 4 yellows

 

[Mowgli]

5 goals

 

[wisemensaysteve]

Scores on debut, 1 if its Spurs, a hat-trick against Fulham, a couple against Burnley, blank against Swansea, roars back against QPR nets a last minute winner and the winner against WBA IN A 5-4 CLASSIC, torments Manure but fails to score and we lose 2-0, takes the piss out of Steve Bruce and grabs a brace, Scores the first against Palace before coming off after 60 minutes for a rest, hits both posts against Aston Villa, then his only shot on goal against WHU is a penalty that gets us a draw. then rediscovers his form with a triple hattrick in his next home game
How many is that so far?

 

[SAFC Wilks]

Scores on debut, 1 if its Spurs, a hat-trick against Fulham, a couple against Burnley, blank against Swansea, roars back against QPR nets a last minute winner and the winner against WBA IN A 5-4 CLASSIC, torments Manure but fails to score and we lose 2-0, takes the piss out of Steve Bruce and grabs a brace, Scores the first against Palace before coming off after 60 minutes for a rest, hits both posts against Aston Villa, then his only shot on goal against WHU is a penalty that gets us a draw. then rediscovers his form with a triple hattrick in his next home game
How many is that so far?

21

 

[daventry cat]

lots of exasperation............hands on hips.......and flouncing around

 

[Deleted User 18963]

Golden Boot.

 

[KGC83]

6 PL goals

4 FA Cup goals

SAFC FA Cup winners 2015

 

[deleted user 785]

0 goals and relegated.

 

[Wizards Sleeve]

So we're paying him about a kitchen a week.