When we scored our 90th minute winner against the Mags...

[Bigfoot]

I was devastated when I realised our shops are not as good as theirs, took the shine right off for me.

 

[Deleted member 30053]

My elation turned to despair when I realised we didn't have an extremely overweight, loudmouth fan to post a video of his thoughts on his YouTube channel.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I too was devastated upon realising Sting, Jimmy Nail and Ant & Dec would not be celebrating with me

 

[kick in the quinn]

Knowing that we have signed zero unknown French Internationals put a real downer on the 4th win in a row for me

I couldn't celebrate because we didn't have a French player at all in our side.

And.. we'll never be a Big Gypsy Toon

 

[Royston Vasey]

I couldn't celebrate when it dawned on me that the metro line only went as far as South Hylton......the bastards!!!

 

[Iceman97]

I couldn't take part in the celebrations because even though Bobby Robson and Jackie Milburn were Mackems, I just divvent undastand

 

[GBSAFC]

Being kwanza and being a black cat it wouldn't be cool

 

[Maravilla]

My elation turned to despair when I realised we didn't have an extremely overweight, loudmouth, virgin fan to post a video of his thoughts on his YouTube channel.

Slightly amended for you.

 

[Deleted member 34895]

I was on the verge of celebrating but embarrasingly remembered in time that we only have three bridges over the Wear.

 

[Liverpool Beachball]

The smile was wiped from my face when I realised there would be nowhere to purchase cheesy chips until I arrived back in Sunderland

 

[Midday Sun Englishman]

I was disconsolate that that we bought Pap Cisse a plane ticket.

 

[Pirate Jet]

I was in the afterglow of a derby win when suddenly it struck me, our squad doesn't have a Geordie core. I've since seeked professional help to try and regain that feeling, as of yet it hasn't worked.

 

[CheersMarra84]

I couldn't partake in any jovial celebrations. The realisation of being brought up in the North East, without any iconic number nines and no hint of a number eight dripping with flair, severely took the jam right out of my donut yesterday.

 

[Teed]

I was over the moon with the result and the performance, until I was informed by the Newcastle supporters at work that it was just two poor teams playing, so no credit to winning this game..

 

[Unashamedly Handsome]

Should never have let Jack go for nowt.

 

[Safc19]

I was about to take part in the festivities until I read I wasn't on Joey Bartons watch and the last 4 results don't count, only the 5 -1 does.
And I am unwashed.
Gutted.

 

[GK]

I couldn't even muster a smile when Johnson finished a fabulous counter attack at their place in the last minute because i remembered that they prefer to lose 4-3 than win 1-0.

 

[homeless kid]

my head sank when i remembered that we'd never be wacky and original enough to invent such chants as "shoes off, if you love the toon" (but this is the clever bit - they actually take their shoes off and wave them in the air!!!).

stuff like that is a pipe dream to us.

 

[Gonk]

I remembered they beat us 5-1 about 5 years ago.

 

[supermackem123]

I couldn't enjoy it because I knew, deep down, having 4% more possession than us meant they didn't deserve to lose I don't care that we had much better chances and could have scored 4 or 5, they dominated possession and had loads of players out - also they were tired from mid-week let's not forget, I also sat with horror when I saw Taylor down injured. Get well soon Steve.

P.S - Johnson still wouldn't get in their team ahead of anyone. If anyone tries to tell me different, I'll punch another horse is anger.