Fighting in Kobane.

[not spavin]

(several weeks later)

"I'm not reading that claptrap, Jihadi John - if that's even your real name.

And this orange jumpsuit stinks. Haven't your heard of Daz? You'd never catch the SAS stinking of shit.

Oooh, I'm so impressed - a big knife! Whoop-di-do. Waving that around in front of your little camcorder won't achieve anything.

Wow - you've beheaded me. How original... NOT."

 

[Life's A Pitch]

You need to work on not being a grass, no torture was involved there and you spilled your guts on where he lives. Toughen up you pussy.
*I said the bold bit in this fellas voice*

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There you go again with your assumptions private! I didn't say he lives in Cambridge, i said not IF he lives in Cambridge. I think you're a maverick, a reckless maverick.

 

[Billy Fish]

I'd gan, just for a trip away like.

Come down to Nottingham, its just as easy to get shot here and cheaper to get to. We also have pubs and maccy d's

 

[Deleted member 18718]

There you go again with your assumptions private! I didn't say he lives in Cambridge, i said not IF he lives in Cambridge. I think you're a maverick, a reckless maverick.

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[ir35]

http://ypgrojava.com/en/

 

[Billy Fish]

The biggest problem i can think of is guns. You're definitely going to need guns. How are you going to get them through the airport? Or are you just hoping to pick some up from lost property when you get there? There's no way you can fight with a bic razor, a can of Lynx and 200ml of toothpaste.

They don't ask you to be the weapons consultant on the Rambo films obviously

 

[Liverpool Beachball]

Shout out to the lads reading this thread at GCHQ

 

[barbieshellsaysFTM]

"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team." give them a call xx

 

[muggboots]

Shout out to the lads reading this thread at GCHQ

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

Dint gan to Newcastle mate, they'll punch you in the face...
Ah, sorry, I misread it, you're a devout norse, you'll be fine.

 

[greedminds]

Shout out to the lads reading this thread at GCHQ

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

Shout out to the lads reading this thread at GCHQ

And while we've got you, do any of you lot know how to contact the home office? Its beyond us. Cheers lads.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Come down to Nottingham, its just as easy to get shot here and cheaper to get to. We also have pubs and maccy d's

And bacon sarnies.

 

[peil]

Been wondering about this after that press report today, imagine if the Govt. in the mid 30'd had labelled those off to join the International Brigade in Spain terrorists

 

[yorkyexile]

Been wondering about this after that press report today, imagine if the Govt. in the mid 30'd had labelled those off to join the International Brigade in Spain terrorists

Anar. We might never have had a 3rd series of When the boat comes in

 

[The Omega Man]

Where's the OP gone...or is there no need to ask?

 

[Tadger]

Just in case...

How MI5, you're shite compared to MI6. They get to travel.

 

[AlpineExile]

Just in case...

How MI5, you're shite compared to MI6. They get to travel.

Ayr, but the lads from MI5 get to shag lasses from Greenpeace who haven't showered in months or shaved their pits for even longer.

 

[Neb_Safc]

Shout out to the lads reading this thread at GCHQ

Brilliant.

 

[Dave Herbal]

I can't understand why anybody would even want to join the army when there's a conflict on. Surely the desire to stay alive or walk on two legs is greater than the buzz of shooting at someone. Therefore I find it baffling that anyone would want to do it without getting paid. Can't he just go to laser quest for a couple of hours instead?