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f***ing Mag at work

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Jack Blue said:
Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the f***ing twat.

He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "f***ing hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser.

I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at:

a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs
b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone
c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off.

What do I do?
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So this Mag was watching our game while you didn't bother and you didn't even bother to check the score till the next morning? He sounds like more of a massive lads fan than you to be honest fella. You made your own choice. .....
Choose life, choose getting texts from a mag, choose missing the game so you can get up for work even though the game kicked off at 7.45! choose working in fecking Kettering! .......
 

nandos sonic sauce said:
So this Mag was watching our game while you didn't bother and you didn't even bother to check the score till the next morning? He sounds like more of a massive lads fan than you to be honest fella. You made your own choice. .....
Choose life, choose getting texts from a mag, choose missing the game so you can get up for work even though the game kicked off at 7.45! choose working in fecking Kettering! .......
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:lol: :lol:
 
Jack Blue said:
Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the f***ing twat.

He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "f***ing hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser.

I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at:

a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs
b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone
c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off.

What do I do?
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Take a deep breath and count to ten you nincompoop
 
Only one thing to say to mags at the minute. "In the last three games it is Sunderland 8 Newcastle 1
 
Jack Blue said:
Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the f***ing twat.

He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "f***ing hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser.

I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at:

a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs
b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone
c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off.

What do I do?
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Be a hard man and push him over in the school yard and pinch his dinner money next week,
 
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