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St James' Park Resurrection

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not spavin said:
Steve Wraith, Willy Wonga and Lee Ryder - how many goateed baldy heroes can one club have?

My favourite bit of this whole spectacle is Air Wonga's flying bedsheet. A tantalising glimpse into a hilarious future there.

Sports Direct are going to look like a masterclass of understated chic by comparison.

Liverpool - trophies x Attention Deficit Disorder = Newcastle.
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pweller said:
Got to be a business opportunity in Daftladland for a black and white coffin rental firm.

Do they share one do you reckon or has everyone got one ?
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You got one free if you bought a ticket for yesterday's game, coffins are the new scarves :-)
 
not spavin said:
Steve Wraith, Willy Wonga and Lee Ryder - how many goateed baldy heroes can one club have?
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It all began one night in 1996, after one G Fenton broke many a jawdee heart (and consequently, many a jawdee phone box) with his thrilling double strike.

An inconsolable young fellow ("between jobs like") shuffled through Haymarket to begin the long knuckle-drag back to Cowgate, when he spied a glue-addled hag in a Kappa trackie. To lighten the mood, he slipped a johnnie over his John Thomas, grabbed the "lady" and dragged her behind the shops, thus taking her up the tradesman's in more ways than one.

Two minutes later, he threw the used condom in the bin behind Munchies. Over time, his genetically challenged willy-sputum reacted with the pastie flakes, chip oil and rancid kebab meat to produce a new and bizarre species: Homo Rydicus.

Homo Rydicus is distinguished (if that's the right word) by its hairless bonce, a goatee that appears to have been drawn on with a biro by the fella from My Left Foot, and a total disregard for personal dignity. It roams the Tyneside area in fearsome packs, devastating fast food outlets in its wake. Approach with extreme caution... it may borrow a tab.
 
dcmackem said:
it all began one night in 1996, after one g fenton broke many a jawdee heart (and consequently, many a jawdee phone box) with his thrilling double strike.

An inconsolable young fellow ("between jobs like") shuffled through haymarket to begin the long knuckle-drag back to cowgate, when he spied a glue-addled hag in a kappa trackie. To lighten the mood, he slipped a johnnie over his john thomas, grabbed the "lady" and dragged her behind the shops, thus taking her up the tradesman's in more ways than one.

Two minutes later, he threw the used condom in the bin behind munchies. Over time, his genetically challenged willy-sputum reacted with the pastie flakes, chip oil and rancid kebab meat to produce a new and bizarre species: Homo rydicus.

Homo rydicus is distinguished (if that's the right word) by its hairless bonce, a goatee that appears to have been drawn on with a biro by the fella from my left foot, and a total disregard for personal dignity. It roams the tyneside area in fearsome packs, devastating fast food outlets in its wake. Approach with extreme caution... It may borrow a tab.
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gerld!!!!!
 
f***ing hell, what a box of cocks these people are.

I hope the club ban them for life.

genericus said:
Graeme Cansdale, the bloke who pulled up his brick at the SDA.
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Just noticed this, hopefully he smashes said brick repeatedly off his head.
 
Sima said:
f***ing hell, what a box of cocks these people are.

I hope the club ban them for life.

Just noticed this, hopefully he smashes said brick repeatedly off his head.
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That's no way to talk about your football club's global spokesmen.
 
Every NUFC fan anywhere in the world is represented by and responsible for these people.
 
they showed the clip of it on Look North. He sort of does a forward role out of the coffin - why? First Jimmy Savile and now this - this TV is just a direct sewer into my living room. I shouldn't have to keep explaining to my 9 year old that there are mad, bad men in the world.
 
bernardbresslaw said:
they showed the clip of it on Look North. He sort of does a forward role out of the coffin - why? First Jimmy Savile and now this - this TV is just a direct sewer into my living room. I shouldn't have to keep explaining to my 9 year old that there are mad, bad men in the world.
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Did Thewlis manage to put a positive spin on it?
 
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