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St James' Park Resurrection
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Bob Fleming
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Jesus Christ. You couldn't make this sort of comedy up about them. But they keep on doing this shit.
Got to love them for it. Absolute morons.
Got to love them for it. Absolute morons.
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genericus
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what a bunch of utter f***ing whoppers they are, mind i noticed they used funeral gear to depict a resurrection, i dont know how a standard resurrection goes mind so ill trust them lot, they are obviously bang into religion with their various messiahs and that Geordie christening.
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The Situation
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Ah, cheers. I bet there's more than a few Newcastle fans who'd love to give these lads a bit of a kicking
Doberman
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Sorry but that is embarrassing as fuck
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pweller
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Was going to say some fucker should hit him with it but that would deprive us of a laugh.
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not spavin
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Steve Wraith, Willy Wonga and Lee Ryder - how many goateed baldy heroes can one club have?
My favourite bit of this whole spectacle is Air Wonga's flying bedsheet. A tantalising glimpse into a hilarious future there.
Sports Direct are going to look like a masterclass of understated chic by comparison.
Liverpool - trophies x Attention Deficit Disorder = Newcastle.
My favourite bit of this whole spectacle is Air Wonga's flying bedsheet. A tantalising glimpse into a hilarious future there.
Sports Direct are going to look like a masterclass of understated chic by comparison.
Liverpool - trophies x Attention Deficit Disorder = Newcastle.
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007Iron
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He's a zombie, y'knar
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SAFCOldie
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The pagan bastards sacrificed him for the name of the ground
Shame on druid Wraith...sticking him in the coffin without his best suit.
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Tomma
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I had this really messed up dream last night, right, that there was this fella in a coffin right, and it was a black and white coffin right, and there was this vicar there as well right, and some people were waving cards, right, but I couldn't make out what they said right, and then you'll never believe what happened next - it was Willy Wonka, only it wasn't, and he got out of the coffin right, then fell owa right, then he .....
ah bollocks, you won't believe me anyway.
ah bollocks, you won't believe me anyway.
Liverpool Beachball
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The pagan bastards sacrificed him for the name of the ground
Poor bloke, he's returned to a world where Greggs sausage rolls are 70p
Idlewild Mackem
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Speechless.
weab76
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It's nice to just sit back, saw nowt and let them do our work for us
Foreigner
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Lloydy
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Fat Mike has missed a trick here mind, he could make a fortune selling them chocolate eggs in black and white boxes to celebrate the ressurection. Geordie Easter.
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