True Geordie getting bummed at FIFA..

[Plank]

8:08
Is it me or is it hilarious when he proper kicks off rather than the Shearerrrr shit crack he often comes out with

3:35 as well

It's funny like, but annoys the life out of me when he whinges WHENEVER he concedes yet when he scored a scruffy as fuck goal he never stops going on about how good his build up was.

 

[Snappy]

8:08
Is it me or is it hilarious when he proper kicks off rather than the Shearerrrr shit crack he often comes out with

You lose brain cells everytime you watch him. I just watched that last video and now I can't count past 5.

 

[MunkyHeed]

8:08
Is it me or is it hilarious when he proper kicks off rather than the Shearerrrr shit crack he often comes out with

They're much better when he loses it!... That one I put up in the first post where his player falls over trying to tug the striker back, then the CB pulls a hamstring just before tackling him...

 

[coyneeee]

 

[Mr Bojangles]

What the f#ck are these upgrades he keeps banging on about in the 1st video? "If Shearer scores I'll get an upgrade" etc.

 

[Archie Blagger]

What the f#ck are these upgrades he keeps banging on about in the 1st video? "If Shearer scores I'll get an upgrade" etc.

I think he has a system for how he subs players etc. depending on losses and whatnot. Always funny to watch just to see him bang on about scripting or how he 'read' someone when he clearly didn't.

 

[Deleted User 34207]

The prick has a bronze bench.. He is funny to watch tho.

 

[safcrhys.]

He's a moron, he whinges like a girl when someone scores from a chipped through ball yet 90% of his goals are scored that way.

 

[Taggartis]

Isn't the lad hammers him 5-0 a poster on here? I'm sure I've seen that username on here, and he was using Alvarez

@Confucius

 

[Plank]

8:15

 

[Wild Fish]

10:07 up to about 10:20 is just a calamity of errors, potentially 'scripted' as he says but it's gold comedy to watch. My controller would've put a dent in the wall if I was in his shoes!

 

[SAFC Wilks]

Can't believe I haven't seen these. Gonna have to give it a watchafter work

 

[ferryhill mackem]

he's shite. funny as fuck when he loses the plot. enjoyed watching his final episode of 'shearer's road to glory' when he failed big time

 

[Plank]

"me defence just purposely moved out the way man lads, theres nowt a can do man lads"

2:35 absolutely pissing myself

5:00 is even funnier

f***ing hell im posting as im watching but sounds like he is about to start crying at 7:50

 

[Gravyb0y]

Funny as fuck. He's right about the random times players turn to shit like.

 

[coyneeee]

He hasn't gotten much better at Fifa 16 either, lol at 8:15

 

[SAFC Wilks]

It's like me on football manager

 

[Plank]

He hasn't gotten much better at Fifa 16 either, lol at 8:15

Love how a Watford player makes a simple block so he thinks the whole game is against him and starts comparing them to league champions due to it

Nowt happening at work so been looking through loads of them hoping to find more of him going off it..

5:25 "I take no responsibility, 2-1 but it's 1-1 in reality, EA have gifted him it" even though he takes control of his CB and runs the complete opposite way.

 

[Dredd]

Would love it if someone off here faced him as Sunderland and wiped the floor with him, he;d die of a heart attack

 

[coyneeee]

Crying at 7:50. "If I dont f***ing score here I'm garn f***ing mental" "Ahh here look at the f***ing state of this f***ing game"