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It was put to him that a funeral might not go down well with the fans so soon after the deaths of the two lads flying to the pre season game.
What an absolute balloon knot that bloke is.
 


the streaker said:
Don't underestimate the power and influence this bloke has.......

http://www.nufcblog.com/2011/02/01/the-text-messages-between-steve-wraith-and-andy-carroll/
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Steve Wraith was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Steve, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Steve and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "Steve you bald bastard! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Steve's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Steve that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Steve says.

"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," Steve says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Steve on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Wraithy, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Steve, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Steve. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.

Steve and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Steve says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Steve emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Steve returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Steve asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Wraith. Wasnt it @greedminds turn to lead the prayer?'"
 
Newcastle fans are such attention seeking twats. I really think they enjoy all this shit, just because they can get on TV etc.
 
Oh dear:

A group of Newcastle United supporters are planning what could be one of English football’s biggest ever fan protests during Saturday’s Premier League match against Hull City.

The people behind the websiteSackPardew.com claim they have 200 anti-Alan Pardew banners and up to 15,000 A4-sized cards, which demand the manager lose his job.

And they will be taken into St James’ Park this weekend with or without the club’s permission.

They also have a protest van that will tour some of the area’s most famous landmarks, including the Angel of the North, before the match.
 
skullmeister said:
Oh dear:

A group of Newcastle United supporters are planning what could be one of English football’s biggest ever fan protests during Saturday’s Premier League match against Hull City.

The people behind the websiteSackPardew.com claim they have 200 anti-Alan Pardew banners and up to 15,000 A4-sized cards, which demand the manager lose his job.

And they will be taken into St James’ Park this weekend with or without the club’s permission.

They also have a protest van that will tour some of the area’s most famous landmarks, including the Angel of the North, before the match.
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A protest van.Dear God.
 
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