SMB Vegans

[Hair Flick]

Perhaps it's something they're not conscious of or haven't been made aware of. Very difficult to criticise someone for that. It's easier to criticise someone who is aware and makes jokes about not caring.

Everyone is contributing a bit to to the problem but I can't get on board with pisstaking of people who are trying to mitigate their impact. Perhaps the pisstaking is a way of people trying to make themselves feel better about it?

Perhaps.

And perhaps someone might be missing a link between 2 posters who have known each other for over 50 years having a bit of a gentle sparring match.

Perhaps.

 

[Charmless Man]

Perhaps.

And perhaps someone might be missing a link between 2 posters who have known each other for over 50 years having a bit of a gentle sparring match.

Perhaps.

Fair enough then. You old bastard.

 

[Billy Fish]

Fair enough then. You old bastard.

Just ignore him, the meats gone to his head

 

[Walter Ego]

I was vegan for a month for a bet. Ended up massive as I was eating shitloads of bread and potatoes to stop being starving.

Rarely eat either of those tbh. There's tons of bait out there man.

 

[the flying graysons]

We only burn naturally fallen foliage to affect the natural eco-system as little as possible. Fossils have feelings too.

So do plants to be fair. The honorable thing would be to learn to photosynthesise or die trying.

People wouldn't stop eating meat overnight. With the best will in the world it would be a gradual process and if cattle and sheep weren't being eaten they wouldn't be reared in the first place. As the numbers declined the vast areas of land take required to provide the foodstuffs for animals would be hugely reduced but changed to providing foodstuff for direct human consumption. The freed up land take would reverse deforestation which would have a major impact on the natural ecosystem which in turn would flourish rather than be destroyed, as it is being now, to provide the ever increasing amount of meat onto plates. Providing meat for nine billion people is just not sustainable.

Are you saying g sheep farms can convert to Arable?

I hate soya milk but go mad for oat and rice milk. Not quite the same as calf fattening liquid though.

Have you tried nutritional yeast flakes? A vegan bodybuilder I know swears by it, one of his meals is literally a huge plate of steamed kale which he sprinkles this yeast onto. Tastes a bit cheesy apparently.

Isn't yeast an animal?

 

[Charmless Man]

Isn't yeast an animal?

No. Yeasts are fungi.

Singled celled ones at that.

 

[Tommasi]

Rarely eat either of those tbh. There's tons of bait out there man.

I was working on a ship so couldn't cook or buy food myself.

 

[Billy Fish]

Are you saying g sheep farms can convert to Arable?

I'm saying that a fraction of the millions of hectares of land growing silage and grains for animal foodstuff could be used to provide enough food for everyone to eat. The rest could be returned to nature.

 

[Mackem Chris]

I don't understand why vegans and veggies eat products that look like meat?

It's like lesbians using a cock shaped dildo, make ya mind up ffs

Edit: bastards, beaten to it

 

[Swindon On Tour]

No. Yeasts are fungi.

Singled celled ones at that.

So is an amoeba.

 

[Charmless Man]

So is an amoeba.

An amoeba is a type of cell which moves using a structure called a pseudopod. There are amoeboid fungi, yes, but they don't form a monophyletic group. Your body produces specialised amoeboid cells as well: white blood cells!

 

[Walter Ego]

Clamped.

 

[Charmless Man]

Clamped.

Tbh I'm not sure what the initial point was.

 

[Walter Ego]

Tbh I'm not sure what the initial point was.

Made my own hommus tonight. I'm going full bellend.

 

[DJP]

Quorn eating vegetable lovers who wear ankle bracelets, worship the sun and need a wash iirc

Would you say that to David Haye as he's a vegan?

 

[Charmless Man]

Made my own hommus tonight. I'm going full bellend.

I'm a dab hand at pease pudding. Can't imagine it's much harder to do hummus tbh.

 

[Walter Ego]

I'm a dab hand at pease pudding. Can't imagine it's much harder to do hummus tbh.

Piece of piss to do, lifetime to master I would have thought.

 

[Billy Fish]

Piece of piss to do, lifetime to master I would have thought.

Might give that a try

 

[Walter Ego]

Might give that a try

Hippy

 

[Billy Fish]

Hippy

I'll be wearing my sandals while I make it and will have to make sure my love bracelets don't get dipped.
Hopefully I'll have the energy to lift that big jar of chickpeas