Saturday Night's alright for takeaway

[dangermows]

@Left Breathless is fast becoming hard reading that, the lass cutting his hair will be very worried and/or aroused

Which hair is being cut like?

 

[Frijj]

Which hair is being cut like?

The ones on his head but he'll be pitching a tent underneath that cloak they put on you to supposedly stop the hair going down your top but it never really works

 

[dangermows]

I find myself perennially disappointed with takeout Indians. I don't know why but they always seem really bad value for money. Bloody tasty though.

Tandoori tikka masala, dead creamy. Not much rice but a howge naan bread. Not one of the gay ones with fruit in either

What does the mexican place do?

Sombrero and chips

 

[Frijj]

Sombrero and chips

Hat's off to them that sounds canny

Plate absolutely brimming with chips

 

[Left Breathless]

I'm having spicy chicken sliders, potato skins filled with bacon and goats cheese, grilled haloumi, dolma and corn on the cob. Doesn't really go but I'm in the mood to mess about and it's only for me and her.

 

[dangermows]

The ones on his head but he'll be pitching a tent underneath that cloak they put on you to supposedly stop the hair going down your top but it never really works

He's gone to get his haircut not to become a super hero man.

 

[Arkle]

I find myself perennially disappointed with takeout Indians. I don't know why but they always seem really bad value for money. Bloody tasty though.

Tandoori tikka masala, dead creamy. Not much rice but a howge naan bread. Not one of the gay ones with fruit in either

What does the mexican place do?

Burritos, tacos, quesadillas etc. Same place that sends its van to my workplace on a Wednesday.

 

[Frijj]

I'm having spicy chicken sliders, potato skins filled with bacon and goats cheese, grilled haloumi, dolma and corn on the cob. Doesn't really go but I'm in the mood to mess about and it's only for me and her.

Can you not think of something better than this?

 

[dangermows]

Hat's off to them that sounds canny

Plate absolutely brimming with chips

Hats off. I like it.

 

[Frijj]

Burritos, tacos, quesadillas etc. Same place that sends its van to my workplace on a Wednesday.

I'd be fat as fuck, Maccies is only a five minute walk from my work now and that's a temptation as is

 

[Goat Eyes]

Aye, but which items on the menu? Black bean beef? Kung po chicken? Special fu yung? Boiled or fried rice? Noodles? Prawn crackers?

Probably chicken nuggets, chips and gravy from the 'English Specialities' menu.

 

[Arkle]

I'd be fat as fuck, Maccies is only a five minute walk from my work now and that's a temptation as is

It's only once a week. If we had takeaway vans most days, we'd all be porkers...

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Can you not think of something better than this?

 

[dangermows]

It's only once a week. If we had takeaway vans most days, we'd all be pulled porkers...

Tidied.

 

[Frijj]

Probably chicken nuggets, chips and gravy from the 'English Specialities' menu.

Chips with gravy? Get out of here you filthy little shitbox bite

What kind of knacker has gravy with chips

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Chips with gravy? Get out of here you filthy little shitbox bite

What kind of knacker has gravy with chips

Me

 

[Goat Eyes]

Chips with gravy? Get out of here you filthy little shitbox bite

What kind of knacker has gravy with chips

Not me... Bangers and mash with an onion gravy plus a few large Stella's for me.

 

[dangermows]

Chips with gravy? Get out of here you filthy little shitbox bite

What kind of knacker has gravy with chips

Perhaps we need to determine the type of gravy? What we call a curry many India folk say gravy for example.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Chips with gravy? Get out of here you filthy little shitbox bite

What kind of knacker has gravy with chips

Just seen the white text. Haway Frijj you know I don't bite, ever.

 

[banned user]

No, not a rejected Elton John song

I'm getting a Chinese tonight

Anyone else partaking or am I just a fat ****?

Piss off you little gonk!