Office/work-based things that make you want to die

[Mackem00]

What thread?

That's the spirit.

 

[cjgolfer]

People who send you an email and copy in the world who are neither interested or need to know.

 

[monkeytassle]

we've hired a consultant to tell us how to sit at our desks. as expected me using common sense agrees with mister £200/hour. as expected my junior is now demanding we order footrests, new keyboards, screens, mouse. fucks sake.

 

[Lambchops]

we've hired a consultant to tell us how to sit at our desks. as expected me using common sense agrees with mister £200/hour. as expected my junior is now demanding we order footrests, new keyboards, screens, mouse. fucks sake.

tell the junior to pipe down or she'll lose all 'go get me a peroni' priviledges!!

 

[monkeytassle]

tell the junior to pipe down or she'll lose all 'go get me a peroni' priviledges!!

"should my drawers be on the left or right hand side?"

are you f***ing kidding me....

 

[Boris Bear]

People with a complete lack of awareness of how shit they are, rubbing along, getting paid the same as the rest of us for doing half a job badly while the rest of us cover for their mistakes.......the cunts

 

[Keawyeds]

f***ing wittering about their families and benefit scratters within said family.

ARGH.

 

[j.w]

"should my drawers be on the left or right hand side?"

are you f***ing kidding me....

'Round your f***ing ankles pet'

See what she says about that

 

[monkeytassle]

'Round your f***ing ankles pet'

See what she says about that

yeah, I'm not going to do that.

 

[Wilfy]

"should my drawers be on the left or right hand side?"

are you f***ing kidding me....

All about ergonomics man, you think there's no thought goes into design?

 

[monkeytassle]

All about ergonomics man, you think there's no thought goes into design?

ergonomics on whether you put the chest of drawers on the right or left?

 

[Wilfy]

ergonomics on whether you put the chest of drawers on the right or left?

Aye, all depends on monitor locations, whether you're normal or cack handed etc.

 

[monkeytassle]

Aye, all depends on monitor locations, whether you're normal or cack handed etc.

she keeps chopsticks and soy sauce in there man. she's now refusing to turn her head to speak to me. this is a disaster

 

[Cockney Mackem]

"should my drawers be on the left or right hand side?"

are you f***ing kidding me....

If you fancy a chat with HR, tell her they should be down round her ankles

'Round your f***ing ankles pet'

See what she says about that

God damn it!

 

[j.w]

If you fancy a chat with HR, tell her they should be down round her ankles



God damn it!

Ha ha ha ha

Shit crack

 

[Old Prestonian]

she keeps chopsticks and soy sauce in there man. she's now refusing to turn her head to speak to me. this is a disaster

I would regard that as a positive development.

 

[monkeytassle]

I would regard that as a positive development.

her new set up is hurting her shoulders.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

her new set up is hurting her shoulders.

Tell her you've just done some research online that says she should get up and touch her toes five times, every fifteen minutes, to ensure ergonomic optimisation

 

[deleted user 785]

"should my drawers be on the left or right hand side?"

are you f***ing kidding me....

I was gana post they should be around her ankles then I saw that 2 other unfunny fuckers had posted it so I'm not going to.

 

[Frijj]

we've hired a consultant to tell us how to sit at our desks. as expected me using common sense agrees with mister £200/hour. as expected my junior is now demanding we order footrests, new keyboards, screens, mouse. fucks sake.