dangermows
Striker
Pat the Dutch, he on the left hand side
Bombing forward then he cuts out wide
Into Ndong
Gives it to Kirchhoff then he sprays it long
Up to Anichebe who's big and strong
Haway SMB wordsmiths take it from there
Leave PVAs alone as it's fine as it is.
"Pat the Dutchie on the left hand side"
Could do something with the 'Bom Bom Biddley Biddley Bom' part of pass the dutchie by Musical Youthe.
Although Pass to the Dutchie on the Left Hand Side would be more suitable for Van Aanholt.
PVA has had that for ages.