Ndong song

[Felis Catus]

To be read in a John Betjeman stylee.....

So, Didier Ndong
You won't be here for long
Most of our french players have been shite
so it's quite possible that you might.....
be transfered to Watford


Thank you. Here all transfer window.

 

[Crammy Mackem]

 

[seaburnian]

Killing me softly with N'Dong

 

[John J Rambo]

And you can tell everybody this is NDong

Aye this was what I was thinking. Needs a few more lines added on though

And you can tell everybody, this is Ndong,
Signed from lorient, it didn't take long,
A hope you don't mind, a hope you don't mind,
When the lads sing these wooords,
How wonderful life is, now you're in our world...........

 

[Wizards Sleeve]

A player from France called N'Dong
Signed today for quite a large song,
There's poems and new chants,
He'll probably be pants,
And the OP should put down his bong.

 

[phunboy]

Aye this was what I was thinking. Needs a few more lines added on though

And you can tell everybody, this is Ndong,
Signed from lorient, it didn't take long,
A hope you don't mind, a hope you don't mind,
When the lads sing these wooords,
How wonderful life is, now you're in our world...........

Yeah or if he hits hard we could go with

And you can tell everybody this is NDong
You may get up again but not for long

 

[Billericay Dichio]

N'Dong, the mags are dead....

(Ding dong the witch is dead)

 

[BigPete]

Thing is you said a good song then dr dre so you really didn't giv a good starting point

Dr dre has made some really good music hes an excellent producer. May not be your genre but to say Dr dre is crap.... couldnt be anymore wrong.

 

[PenshawMackem]

I've had this going through my head for an hour:

We've got a big N'Dong

We've got a big N'Dong

He's quick and strong

We've got a big N'Dong


I'll get my coat!

 

[MarcoGoalo]

Didier Ndong
Didier Ndong
He is from Gabon


To the tune of the um bongo advert

 

[Bubz]

Has to be Sisqo Thong Song. Didi will ya score goal? Didi will you score a goaaaaaaaaal N'Dong de Dong Dong Dong

 

[ilovehorswill]

 

[Krusty up front]

 

[Fulwell76]

N'Dong, the mags are dead....

(Ding dong the witch is dead)

Please please this

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Dong dong dong the funky gabon

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Since weve got him could have some good chants made.

Dr dre - ring ding dong

That would go perfect and sound canny.

I totally agree with you

 

[john h]

We need a defiant ditty.....something to lift the spirts on this post-deadline morning...

 

[Deano]

Thought I was the first to think of Elton but it appears not...

What about

"And you can tell everybody, this is Ndong... We thought he was worse than Rodwell, but we were wrong..."

 

[sadders]

Could do something with the 'Bom Bom Biddley Biddley Bom' part of pass the dutchie by Musical Youthe.

Although Pass to the Dutchie on the Left Hand Side would be more suitable for Van Aanholt.

 

[Deano]

Could do something with the 'Bom Bom Biddley Biddley Bom' part of pass the dutchie by Musical Youthe.

Although Pass to the Dutchie on the Left Hand Side would be more suitable for Van Aanholt.

Pat the Dutch, he on the left hand side
Bombing forward then he cuts out wide
Into Ndong
Gives it to Kirchhoff then he sprays it long
Up to Anichebe who's big and strong

Haway SMB wordsmiths take it from there