Most Embarrassing Moment of My life

[mackembulldog]

Sat in the hotel doing some work still suited and booted etc... lass other side of the room looking over smiling.. Im thinking... canny...and smiles back.
However, just realised that Id sat down on the sofa and in the process split my trousers right along the crotch and half my bollocks are hanging out.
I know some on here would take that as an invite to go over and talk to the lass, but I cant seem to bring myself to introductions in such a state of professional undress

 

[tuggy]

Sat in the hotel doing some work still suited and booted etc... lass other side of the room looking over smiling.. Im thinking... canny...and smiles back.
However, just realised that Id sat down on the sofa and in the process split my trousers right along the crotch and half my bollocks are hanging out.
I know some on here would take that as an invite to go over and talk to the lass, but I cant seem to bring myself to introductions in such a state of professional undress

She's after getting horsed arrrrl owwwwa!

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

I once karate chopped a pigeon in half like

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Plum opportunity to talk to her

 

[Fred Secrets]

Could have been worse. You could have been erect.

 

[tuggy]

I once karate chopped a pigeon in half like

Wazzick!

 

[Space Hopper]

I remember my Dad coming into my bedroom without knocking when I was about 14. I was lying on the bed having a wank at the time. I have never ever been so embarrassed in my life. The next day he fitted a bolt on the inside of the door for me.

 

[becs]

pics?

 

[The Raven]

Did your underpants say 'Monday' like?

 

[ajthemackem]

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[chunkyshanhawk53]

pics?

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[tuggy]

I remember my Dad coming into my bedroom without knocking when I was about 14. I was lying on the bed having a wank at the time. I have never ever been so embarrassed in my life. The next day he fitted a bolt on the inside of the door for me.

 

[mackembulldog]

pics?

Later

 

[Desert Dweller]

Look at me with me long bollocks that can hang out of my trouser split. Pathetic.

 

[mackembulldog]

Did your underpants say 'Monday' like?

nah ... still got Tuesdays on

 

[Spot]

I once karate chopped a pigeon in half like

pigeons are for novices seagulls are the real challenge

 

[scotch]

Sat in the hotel doing some work still suited and booted etc... lass other side of the room looking over smiling.. Im thinking... canny...and smiles back.
However, just realised that Id sat down on the sofa and in the process split my trousers right along the crotch and half my bollocks are hanging out.
I know some on here would take that as an invite to go over and talk to the lass, but I cant seem to bring myself to introductions in such a state of professional undress

shows some balls and ask her out

 

[Kevj]

The zip on my fly broke ten minutes before my Dissertation presentation and I didn't have anything with me to fix it. So I managed to get behind the presentation stand with no-one noticing then continued the presentation with me pressed firmly against the stand. It was similar to the scene in Police Academy where Lassard gets a blowie, but without the happy ending.

 

[j.w]

pigeons are for novices seagulls are the real challenge

What a fanny my 8 year old son does that

Try going up in a hot air balloon and chopping a peregrine falcon when it's diving

 

[Fred Secrets]

I remember my Dad coming into my bedroom without knocking when I was about 14. I was lying on the bed having a wank at the time. I have never ever been so embarrassed in my life. The next day he fitted a bolt on the inside of the door for me.

My mam walked in on me one Saturday morning as I was tearing the belly off myself with the Daily Sport in front of me on the bed. She didn't say anything & if I remember correctly, just walked over & pulled the curtains closed (they were closed anyway) & left the room again.