May 12th live footy on tv

[becs]

Well done mate.

Thanks marra xx

 

[T_Bone]

Right lads I’m away into my sun trap garden to sip a vino while enjoying the lovely aroma of the pork cooking, I’ve got my family just arrived so I will enjoy some convivial company this afternoon while @Dilligaf60 enjoys the aroma of his room mates farts whilst espying his big fat hairy arse.
Enjoy.

 

[Dilligaf60]

@Dilligaf60
You are incorrect re Durham and to put us lads in the same pot as the smogs is a bit below the belt tbh. Oh and a Yacker trying to take the mick out of someone else’s dress sense............. I’ve heard it all now.


Eyup, I see Hinge and Bracket have reformed.

Trust me marra, you havent. were just getting warmed up.

Right lads I’m away into my sun trap garden to sip a vino while enjoying the lovely aroma of the pork cooking, I’ve got my family just arrived so I will enjoy some convivial company this afternoon while @Dilligaf60 enjoys the aroma of his room mates farts whilst espying his big fat hairy arse.
Enjoy.

Enjoy your afternoon mate. And im not in me cabin. Im keeping the country amply supplied with oil and gas.
P. S. Are you certain its pork?

 

[thecloughywobble]

Is not more accurate to refer to the aroma of pork cooking as sunburn?

 

[Dilligaf60]

Is not more accurate to refer to the aroma of pork cooking as sunburn?

I've heard it said that roasting human flesh has the same smell as roasting pork. Now im not one to call into question the dietary preferences of the average poolie but ive heard rumours mate.

 

[Wakey ftm in Sussex]

I've heard it said that roasting human flesh has the same smell as roasting pork. Now im not one to call into question the dietary preferences of the average poolie but ive heard rumours mate.

Paints a whole new picture that marra when a hanger says they fancy a Chinese

 

[Dilligaf60]

Paints a whole new picture that marra when a hanger says they fancy a Chinese

Exactly.

 

[thecloughywobble]

They'll eat almost anything, but in fairness they'll only touch monkeymeat if it's been well hung.

 

[T_Bone]

They'll eat almost anything, but in fairness they'll only touch monkeymeat if it's been well hung.

Who are you ? You seem to be showing a worrying interest in my posts today. I expect it from dimwits such as @Wakey ftm in Sussex and @Dilligaf60 who I have crossed swords with many times previously but I cannot place you.

 

[niknak_123]

I've heard it said that roasting human flesh has the same smell as roasting pork. Now im not one to call into question the dietary preferences of the average poolie but ive heard rumours mate.

I’ve got some proper my belly belly pork crackling here. Not offering mind. I’d eat myself if I could cook me

 

[Dilligaf60]

Who are you ? You seem to be showing a worrying interest in my posts today. I expect it from dimwits such as @Wakey ftm in Sussex and @Dilligaf60 who I have crossed swords with many times previously but I cannot place you.

you're getting tag teamed now mate. Hes a good egg by the way.

 

[thecloughywobble]

Who are you ? You seem to be showing a worrying interest in my posts today. I expect it from dimwits such as @Wakey ftm in Sussex and @Dilligaf60 who I have crossed swords with many times previously but I cannot place you.

No need for you to be worrying. We have fenced before but your defeat must have slipped your mind.

 

[Dilligaf60]

I’ve got some proper my belly belly pork crackling here. Not offering mind. I’d eat myself if I could cook me

 

[T_Bone]

I’ve got some proper my belly belly pork crackling here. Not offering mind. I’d eat myself if I could cook me

A bit like @Mrjardine . He’d eat himself if he could. He’s tried often enough but he just falls just short.

 

[Dilligaf60]

No need for you to be worrying. We have fenced before but your defeat must have slipped your mind.

Hes a good lad marra, but hes a poolie. They've had that many scuddings they cant remember all of them.

 

[T_Bone]

No need for you to be worrying. We have fenced before but your defeat must have slipped your mind.

In that case, welcome to the soirée mon ami. I suspect you are another Morris Dancer, am I right ?
Btw you cheeky blighter, I remain undefeated.

 

[Dilligaf60]

A bit like @Mrjardine . He’d eat himself if he could. He’s tried often enough but he just falls just short.

Very true. Hes been conspicuous by his absence today. I thought Sunday was his wind everyone up day.

In that case, welcome to the soirée mon ami. I suspect you are another Morris Dancer, am I right ?
Btw you cheeky blighter, I remain undefeated.

 

[T_Bone]

you're getting tag teamed now mate. Hes a good egg by the way.

I could bat off Hinge and Bracket no probs so the Three Stooges won’t be a bother.

 

[thecloughywobble]

Hes a good lad marra, but hes a poolie. They've had that many scuddings they cant remember all of them.

It's obvious he's a good lad. I enjoy the nip & tuck of the exchanges. I should really leave it at that, but sometimes it's just too enticing. Anyway, I'll slink off now. I'm naturally drawn to the side of the underdog, but I have my standards, low as they are.

 

[T_Bone]

Very true. Hes been conspicuous by his absence today. I thought Sunday was his wind everyone up day.

Yes maybe HWMBO wouldn’t allow him out of the kitchen.