If you had one wish

[DPTT]

Me to be announced as an 85th minute sub, score a hat trick and then get sent off for celebrating by windmilling every single Mag in the away end.

You have thought about this before!

 

[Ch1982]

I dreamt the other night Ginger Pirlo scored a 25 yard screamer FFS! So I'm hoping for insomnia and no more nightmares. Other than that, Defoe to score a first half hat-trick, Carver gets into a brawl with the 4th official and is head-butted into submission by an assisting Catt's, oh and Pantillimon mistimes a punched clearance and knocks Cisse spark out. Just regulation stuff really for me.

Apart from the Cisse bit, the rest is entirely plausible tbh.

 

[Mel Be Mine]

Apart from the Cisse bit, the rest is entirely plausible tbh.

Cheers mate, know it was more than one wish but I've cut that list to the bone TBF

 

[Ch1982]

Cheers mate, know it was more than one wish but I've cut that list to the bone TBF

 

[Cheesy Feet]

Just to be looking up at the scoreboard game over 2-0 to us 3 points in the bag.

 

[Stevos]

Two lesbians - sisters probably. I'm just watching.

 

[PeruzziWatch]

Two lesbians - sisters probably. I'm just watching.

 

[Sneech]

I dreamt the other night Ginger Pirlo scored a 25 yard screamer FFS! So I'm hoping for insomnia and no more nightmares. Other than that, Defoe to score a first half hat-trick, Carver gets into a brawl with the 4th official and is head-butted into submission by an assisting Catt's, oh and Pantillimon mistimes a punched clearance and knocks Cisse spark out. Just regulation stuff really for me.

His arms must be even longer than first thought.

 

[Mel Be Mine]

His arms must be even longer than first thought.

My apologies, forgot Spit the Dog was out.

 

[daveydavey]

Two lesbians - sisters probably. I'm just watching.

"Ultimate fantasy" that pal!

 

[Manchester Mackem]

Last minute Colback Vergini-esque own goal to give us the winner.

 

[Stevos]

"Ultimate fantasy" that pal!

Ha - that's the one

 

[daveydavey]

Ha - that's the one

Not proud of this but I honestly think i'd take anyone to the cleaners on a UK "The Office" quiz like! And that's the real quiz.

 

[Stevos]

Not proud of this but I honestly think i'd take anyone to the cleaners on a UK "The Office" quiz like! And that's the real quiz.

Ha ha - you sound fairly proud, mate

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[kick in the quinn]

A win to kick off a winning run.

 

[KST]

Beefy to be outed as ex-Sunderland and then 2999 mags fill him in and hoy him over the tier into an access tunnel so no ones hurt.

 

[PrisonBroken]

I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.


And a Seb Larsson free kick hat trick in an eight nil win

 

[beam1234]

But, you could only use it during the 90 mins (plus stoppage time) of the derby. What would it be. Colback to slip over to allow us to score,for us to win it for me.

Just 5 in a row please Genie

 

[Freddie the Greek]

Beefy to be outed as ex-Sunderland and then 2999 mags fill him in and hoy him over the tier into an access tunnel so no ones hurt.

Not even Beefy?

 

[safcforever]

We win 10000000-0

That would be boring

I'd like the ref to give us 2 penalties, both show no contact and both defenders are shown a red. We score 1 more off Fletcher's arm and win 3-0

They would be pulling buildings down in the toon