If you had one wish

[Botchie]

But, you could only use it during the 90 mins (plus stoppage time) of the derby. What would it be. Colback to slip over to allow us to score,for us to win it for me.

 

[MarcoG]

We win 10000000-0

 

[Dexter]

Me to be announced as an 85th minute sub, score a hat trick and then get sent off for celebrating by windmilling every single Mag in the away end.

 

[supermackem123]

Steven Taylor to break both of his legs whilst giving away a penatly which we score to win 1-0 in injury time.

Then we can all wave at him leaving the pitch in a stretcher.

 

[mmallaby]

Pints to be free

 

[Lammy]

Win a million pounds at half time

 

[Space Hopper]

World peace and that we all learned to love each other.

 

[Botchie]

Pints to be free

Can't serve ale during the game

Win a million pounds at half time

Must be in the 90 mins, read the rules.

 

[hexhamali]

I'd wish for the grass to turn blue

 

[West Winger]

Johnson to score a quadruple hat trick only when we're playing towards the north stand then on the final whistle he flicks the Vs at the away fans but it's not picked up by the ref or the cameras.

 

[Littlerobbieh]

My wife to text me in the 37th minute to say she's just checked last nights lottery and were the only jackpot winners.

 

[Lammy]

Can't serve ale during the game

Must be in the 90 mins, read the rules.

To win a million pounds in the 31st minute of the game

 

[Deleted member 29136]

Colback to give away a pen and sent off.

Dick to smash Carver all over.

We win 5-0.

Mags fight amongst themselves.

 

[Botchie]

Colback to give away a pen and sent off.

Dick to smash Carver all over.

We win 5-0.

Mags fight amongst themselves.

Thats four wishes ya greedy get

 

[kp10]

Colback own goal to give us the victory

 

[Deleted member 29136]

Thats four wishes ya greedy get

Colback was the wish, the rest just fall into place!

 

[safc_1973]

Just for the final whistle to blow and us to be celebrating a 5th win on the bounce sounds good enough to me.

 

[Ch1982]

World peace and that we all learned to love each other.

Aye this, after I've twatted the cunts all owa.

 

[Freddie the Greek]

Johnson scores what proves to be the winner in the 17th minute

 

[Mel Be Mine]

I dreamt the other night Ginger Pirlo scored a 25 yard screamer FFS! So I'm hoping for insomnia and no more nightmares. Other than that, Defoe to score a first half hat-trick, Carver gets into a brawl with the 4th official and is head-butted into submission by an assisting Catt's, oh and Pantillimon mistimes a punched clearance and knocks Cisse spark out. Just regulation stuff really for me.