Clean Nine (new juice plus con by women on facebook)

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Farralad said:
There's two people I used to work with selling Forever Living although ones changed it to Forever Go.

The pics they post are almost identical, I'm sure it's part of the training package.

It's generally a location home/garden/soft play in the background with a picture of a laptop, some business/management paperwork, and comments like. Can't believe this is my office
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#biznessLAD

prehab26 said:
I tell you what, it rained a little last night. I have collected such magical rainwater. It has healing properties. It comes from God himself, it will make you lose weight, you just have to each 1000 Kcals under your TDEE and guess what? YOU LOSE WEIGHT! Hail hail.
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So was it rain or hail marra?
 


Farralad said:
There's two people I used to work with selling Forever Living although ones changed it to Forever Go.

The pics they post are almost identical, I'm sure it's part of the training package.

It's generally a location home/garden/soft play in the background with a picture of a laptop, some business/management paperwork, and comments like. Can't believe this is my office
#notreallywork
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Its absolutely pathetic like. As I was saying lass last week posted a printout of something saying ''manager/supervisor of forever living'', I was laughing my head off, felt like commenting and saying ''did you print that out yourself, I might print out that I am Sunderland AFC manager'' :lol:
 
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prehab26 said:
I tell you what, it rained a little last night. I have collected such magical rainwater. It has healing properties. It comes from God himself, it will make you lose weight, you just have to each 1000 Kcals under your TDEE and guess what? YOU LOSE WEIGHT! Hail hail.
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Probably has better nutrients in it than clean 9 tbf

Pop said:
It's an idiot tax.

Amazing results hun, who would've thought if you ate nothing but cress for nine days you'd lose weight, sign me up hun.

Inboxed you hun.
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Its those kind of braindead morons who buy it. The women who pass clean 9 off as their own business are beyond funny, saying they own their own business etc, why aye is that why you have no job and just a stay at home mam? :lol:
 
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The lass on my facebook (which is for bellends) trying to sell me some tarted up beetroot juice full of long scientific names from that forever go shite. To be fair it did sound magical, except it was 10 times the price of actual beetroot juice.
 
My mates wife is horrendous for Juice Plus on Facebook like...

I don't know why we are bothering to continue research into things like Cancer/Aids (Good and Bad)/Asthma/Eczema/Obesity/Self Esteem etc when Juice Plus can cure it all....

Oh, and you can make yourself £500 a month dead easy :rolleyes:

StiflerPG said:
The lass on my facebook (which is for bellends) trying to sell me some tarted up beetroot juice full of long scientific names from that forever go shite. To be fair it did sound magical, except it was 10 times the price of actual beetroot juice.
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And actually contains no beetroot...
 
I woke up this morning to 20 odd notifications by a las on facebook adding me to a group called ''sams payday bonanza'' or something, looked like she had set up her own business etc. After about 3 comments in she started saying she is part of the ''Forever living team'', so really she is part of a pyramid scheme selling shite products :lol:
 
Live In Hope said:
I woke up this morning to 20 odd notifications by a las on facebook adding me to a group called ''sams payday bonanza'' or something, looked like she had set up her own business etc. After about 3 comments in she started saying she is part of the ''Forever living team'', so really she is part of a pyramid scheme selling shite products :lol:
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Oh how I miss facebook.
 
Friend was trying to get me to buy Juice Plus vitamins as they are amazing but they were £20 for a months supply.

I said no as I buy multi vitamin and mineral tablets from Healthspan that cost £8.95 for six months supply.

Apparently the juice plus vitamins are superior to any other vitamins as they have fruit in. Mine don't have fruit in, so they probably don't have any vitamins in and are just a con. Errrr okay then!
 
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Eat healthy and exercise, it's hardly f***ing rocket science. Some lazy fucker will do anything to get out of a bit of exercise!!!

joemcdokes said:
Oh how I miss facebook.
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Whole reason I rapped it in. It's for bellends, oh and people looking for lost cats, and people convinced their dogs are being picked out for fighting!!
 
becs said:
Friend was trying to get me to buy Juice Plus vitamins as they are amazing but they were £20 for a months supply.

I said no as I buy multi vitamin and mineral tablets from Healthspan that cost £8.95 for six months supply.

Apparently the juice plus vitamins are superior to any other vitamins as they have fruit in. Mine don't have fruit in, so they probably don't have any vitamins in and are just a con. Errrr okay then!
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