Your News.. that no one is interested in.

[ouro]

Why not write her a postcard featuring that photo of you from earlier?

mmmm.... I might...

 

[Son of Stan]

Not technically news.

Ah but my first post was. This is me responding to the charmless doubter.

I thought you had to make a "Pssst psssst pssst" sound and rustle your fingers. That's how I entice cats I meet round the streets over for a stroke.

Well mine wouldn't cross the road for that. He's in the dene somewhere, which is why a piercing whistle is necessary.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Just been reading about @Sima

loves tattoos and the toon. Apparently

 

[Wilfy]

Just ordered some flowers to be delivered for me Mam’s birthday tomorrow.

 

[Boz33]

Broke up with two girlfriends in 12 hours.

Posted a thread about The beautiful South with no replies.

Just gotta break up with Jennifer, Allison, Phillipa, Sue now then

 

[Makem57]

Just lit the fire

 

[Kevin Arnott's right boot]

I didnt get any post this morning

 

[mackembuddha]

I sent my Grandson a Tickle Me Elmo just to annoy his Mother (no).

 

[Lambchops]

I'm going for a pint

 

[MickeyV]

I'm sitting on the sofa thinking of all the little jobs that are piling up that I can't be arsed to do. Listening to Ricky Lee Jones.

 

[Parkmaverick]

Recommended Viv Albertine's book to a complete stranger

 

[Freddie the Greek]

Broke up with two girlfriends in 12 hours.

Posted a thread about The beautiful South with no replies.

Who broke up with who, in both cases?

Do you not think that maybe you need a little time to think it over?

 

[Cookie]

My new garden table and chairs have arrived in the last half an hour and I'll be opening the package shortly.

 

[Freddie the Greek]

I've got diarrhoea

Shit that mate.

 

[TopCat]

Shit that mate.

Barely

 

[Steeeeeeed]

I’ve lost half a stone In a week

 

[Big Duke Six]

Just ordered some aaa batteries.

 

[Norton]

First day back teaching yesterday and no sign of coronavirus symptoms yet.

 

[Bonzo]

I've got diarrhoea

Shit happens

 

[ouro]

I'm going for a pint

Bastard ye. 7 weeks since I have