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[Red]

I've just taken delivery of these beauties

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[Rob the Ref]

Waiting for the missus in Asda car park and there’s a car in front with reg K8 5AFC

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

Just finished me bottle of Yazoo strawberry milkshake.

It’s my last one too.

Hard Times!!

 

[Grimes]

I’m currently reading and fancying a Müller corner. Will probably make a move to the fridge for one in the next half hour.

 

[BombayBadboy]

Just had a @BombayBadboy King Pot Noodle* with InBetweeners** on the tele

* currently half price in Tesco

** Jay telling Carly that Simon has left an horrendous shite in the bog just been on

 

[Charlestonian]

I’m almost finishing watching the shield right through, Vic is an absolute lad, I’ll be sad when it’s done.

 

[Seaham Towny]

My new couch still can’t be delivered so I have an inflatable one for the time being.

If I ever get a divorce I think inflatable furniture is the way to go.

 

[Slatz63]

My new couch still can’t be delivered so I have an inflatable one for the time being.

If I ever get a divorce I think inflatable furniture is the way to go.

If you get divorced you can get an inflatable wife too.

 

[joemcdokes]

I've just taken delivery of these beauties

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I'm not sure which brand they are but I got some out of Sainsbury's a while ago that seemed to be almost dry cured ham like.
Absolutely delightful.

May have been these.

Sainsbury's online Grocery Shopping and Fresh Food Delivery

www.sainsburys.co.uk

 

[Red]

I'm not sure which brand they are but I got some out of Sainsbury's a while ago that seemed to be almost dry cured ham like.
Absolutely delightful.

May have been these.

Sainsbury's online Grocery Shopping and Fresh Food Delivery

www.sainsburys.co.uk

First time I've had them, and can well recommend.

 

[joemcdokes]

First time I've had them, and can well recommend.

Imagine going through life having never tasted a pork scratching.

 

[Red]

Imagine going through life having never tasted a pork scratching.

I don't know if you were saying that in general or to me, but its the first time I've had that brand

 

[MackemBob]

I’m considering making either some toast or an omelette.

 

[joemcdokes]

I don't know if you were saying that in general or to me, but its the first time I've had that brand

To you, no one else cares.

 

[Malloy]

Birds have shit all over my car roof and windscreen. Must have happened early this morning as it was clean when I shut the bedroom curtains about 9pm last night and don't think birds sit on the wires after that time on a night.

 

[Red]

To you, no one else cares.

 

[ouro]

I have spent the morning chopping a shrub into small bits. Might have been boring but I panelled 5 beers while doing it.

 

[peil]

Explained to the missus that I've actually slept in the house opposite ours, albeit 27 years ago, when someone else owned it and I was at Uni.

She reckons I should tell them just to see them freak out, given we only moved in last September

 

[mad cyril]

Just taught my 4 year old how to draw an ant.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Just emptied the cats' litter.

Note to smb - some cats don't shit in other people's gardens.

Plenty don't. But try telling some posters that and they're not interested. Not on this thread anyway.