rentaghost
Striker
Love the story about some County pie-chucker sledging Sir Viv after he had beaten the outside edge a couple of times on a somewhat bowler-friendly pitch:
"It's red and round and you're supposed to hit it"
Shortly afterwards Viv hits the ball out of the ground into the next postcode:
"You go and find it", says he, sauntering down the wicket. "You know what it looks like".
It was Greg Thomas - mind you he was no pie chucker either he was f***ing really quick.