You’re at home and have 2 hours to yourself

[Dave Herbal]

Give the place a dust Dave.

I can’t dust, unless I want to spend the next two hours slumped in a chair trying to breathe. Plus I hate housework with a passion, so that’s a handy excuse not to do it. If I have spare time I’ll find 101 things to do ahead of housework.

What's the substitute for an iron?

A tumble dryer

 

[Charlestonian]

Since you’ve ruled out wanking I’d do one of the following:

A nap
Watch TV I want to catch up
Watch sport
Read some articles I’ve bookmarked on the Internet I want to go back to.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Yes but whats the point of replying with a lie?

Cos we all know that everyone would say wank otherwise.

 

[becs]

Take the dogs out on the long walk. Over the fields to High Urpeth, then you drop down behind the farm, through the woods and into a clearing with a stream. You can't hear any traffic or anything and rarely bump into anyone else. It's absolutely stunning scenery and so peaceful.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Lots of napping going on here mind. What’s wrong with you all? Sleeping is a thief of time.

 

[The Truth]

A tumble dryer

If you say so

 

[Dave Herbal]

Take the dogs out on the long walk. Over the fields to High Urpeth, then you drop down behind the farm, through the woods and into a clearing with a stream. You can't hear any traffic or anything and rarely bump into anyone else. It's absolutely stunning scenery and so peaceful.

Then have a wank?

If you say so

I know so chur. 17 years of scientific research by me proves it. You only need iron cotton shirts and linen. Unless you have a crease fetish.

 

[becs]

Then have a wank?

You said no wanks and I'm not allowed to until mid-October anyway.

 

[sadsack01]

Do some housework (normally cleaning the kitchen)
Have something to eat and drink
Sit and catch up on some TV shows I'm never allowed to watch or watch some sport

That's probably about it since we're not allowed to include the wanking

 

[robbied1]

Sit on the balcony with a book

 

[girojim]

Lots of napping going on here mind. What’s wrong with you all? Sleeping is a thief of time.

a mid day nap is one on lifes greatest pleasures

You said no wanks and I'm not allowed to until mid-October anyway.

what? you're not allowed a wank till mid october?

 

[SPUFF]

Sit on the balcony with a book

Look at me I have a book ffs.

 

[jaxaxe]

Lots of napping going on here mind. What’s wrong with you all? Sleeping is a thief of time.

Agreed. You can sleep when you're dead.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Agreed. You can sleep when you're dead.

It also means you never suffer from insomnia

 

[Gucci Massive]

Joint and then a bit FIFA

 

[The Rat]

Bath

 

[Lambchops]

Go to the pub

 

[ErichZann]

Play guitar then read with a cuppa

 

[Maravilla]

Watch some boxing on YouTube or catch up on a series.

 

[becs]

what? you're not allowed a wank till mid october?

Yes - post surgery and I'm not allowed to do anything that puts pressure on my pelvic area for eight weeks.